The works of Hans Von Hozel

Hans Von Hozel is probably the most prolific trollfic author on the Internet, or at least we assume he is a troll. He’s apparently German and trying to improve his English by writing fanfic in English… unfortunately that method of learning didn’t appear to improve it. He is no longer active, but he has written well over 100 stories in various fandoms which are invariably less than 500 words apiece. He was deleted from FFN a few years ago and lost all his stories, but he returned and currently has seven stories on there, and another ten on fictionpress. That said, his infamy has caused many people to save and archive his works. Naturally, many stories are lost to the dustbin of internet history, however, many have been preserved by his fans who found them just too funny not to copy and paste. There are currently a great many on this tumblr. At one point there were even online fanfiction challenges which were to be written in the style of Hans Von Hozel

Hans Von Hozel is most famous for the following:

• Random character death.
• The excessive usage of the word ‘danube’, which he uses as a verb with varying meanings.
• Scientific impossibilities.
• Fanfics that have nothing to do with the fandom, only the story TITLE has to do with the fandom.
• His random stories about the Beatles (who only ever say ‘liverpol’ and Abba.
• Incoherent sentences.
• The personification of COUNTRIES.

So, now you’re prepared, let’s give you a fraction of what the Internet has to say about him… google him if you want to know more:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/HansVonHozel

http://allthetropes.wikia.com/wiki/Hans_Von_Hozel

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Danube

and a couple of playlists:

 

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Now I’ve given you some idea of the scope of his infamy, here are as many of the fics as I could find, beginning with those archived on the fanmade tumblr. In order to ensure it’s clear when one story ends and another begins, I’ve made the titles bold and red. I cannot claim that this is a complete list of his stories, it probably isn’t… but I will add them as I find them.

 

Snakes on a Plane

In the past history, the Sun made its shining over Antartica, and Antartica was grow the rainforests.

Many snakes were live in the rainforest of Antartica.

“Is good to be Antartica!” say Snakes, as they grow the leaves.

But one day, the sun made a going away, because it got bored as only snakes in Antartica!

The Snakes made a waiting for the sun, but no suns made arrival back, and Antartica was doom to grow the ice.

“We do no like an ice grow!” say Snakes, and snakes slithered away.

Snakes came to an Airport.

“We want to fly the Plane!” say Snakes, but the Airport refused.

“SNAKES CANNOT PLANE!” shout Airport, “AS SNAKES ARE ONLY A TAIL!”

The Snakes were sadly at the not plane, and decide to make a going into the cargo boxes.

“Is fun to hide in crate boxes!” say Snakes, as a hide.

The plane made a taking off, and all the snakes in the cargo boxes.

But suddenly, the cargo boxes fell apart and snakes were free to roam the plane.

The people saw at the snakes!

“NOT A SEEING SNAKES!” shout Snakes, as the people all made a jumping out the window from the Snakes.

“But the not parachute?” yell the people, as a jump off plane and splat to the ground!

The Snakes made a sadly, all had jump off plane.

“We have made a scaring people away,” say the sadly Snakes.

Suddenly, Samuel L Jackson jumped through the window plane and made a shooting at the snakes!

“I CANNOT SNAKES ALLOW ON THIS TRAIN STATION!” shout Samuel L Jackson, as a shooting at Snakes.

“But there is no driver plane!” say Snakes!

“THERE IS NO PILOT WITHOUT THE DRIVING!” scream Plane, as it crash into cliff and into many pieces.

 

Phantom of the Opera

“We want to make a seeings of Opera!” say all the rich people.

“I SHALL NOT ALLOW A SEEINGS OF ANY OPERA!” and the Phantom jumps out from the Opera Stadium and shoots a lazer beam at rich people!

“Yay!” say the poors, who go to loot the rich people!

“IS MY MONEY!” scream Phantom, who shoot all the poors also.

“ALSO A SHOOTING POORS!” and the Phantom takes all the money from the rich people.

 

Glee

One day, Glee Club were dance the stage.

“It’s good to make a dancing,” say Glee Club, as a sing.

But the sing was badly!

“Of the badly singing!” scream the crowd, as they throw rotten bananas at Glee Club.

“Stop throw your bananas!” shout Glee Club, but no one had listen and soon there were enough Bananas to grow a whole banana forest.

Suddenly, the seeds from the bananas fell the floor and trees sprung up from the ground.

A huge Banana Forest grew up from the ground and the whole city was turn to a forest of banana trees.

“Oh no” say Glee Club as they were trapped inside Banana Forest until the end of time.

 

Mama Mia

“Oh no” said Sophie, “I don’t know which one of these dads are my real dad”!”

Suddenly, Abba jumps onto her and they begin to Sweden!

Then, Donna runs out and sees Sophie getting Swedened on.

“OH NO!” yells Donna, and she grabbs a Brom and starts to hit the Abbas, “Leave my daughter alone!”

The Abbas begin to danube away.

“Why did you danube them away, mother?” asked Sophie, and suddenly, her three dads jump out.

“Wha?” yelled Donna, “Sam, you get over here, but you others two, you go away, I told you never to bacck here!”

Suddenly, Abba comes back and starts to Sweden on the dads.

Then the dads danube away.

“What are you doing!” yelled Donna, reaching for her Brom.

“Do not reach for your Brom, mother…” said Sophie, who began to danube, “Become one of us…”

The Swedens started to float around everywhere, and suddenly, Donna got Swedened to.

“One of us…” said Donna.

The Abbas began to danube the island, and suddenly, the World was full of danube!

“Much of Danubing the world,” said Abba, and they began to danube some more.

 

Harvest Moon

The Moon made a fly in the sky.

“Is good to fly sky!” say Moon.

The Sun made a jealous at Moon’s flying!

“I am jealous at Moons flying!” scream Sun!

So Sun get telephone and made a ringing astronauts.

Suddenly, Astronauts came at the moon and began to harvest at it’s rocks!

“NO!” shout Moon, “My rockings!”

“Yes,” say the Sun, “Now not of flyings, for a harvest of the Moon!”

The Moon made a sadly.

“Ha ha ha ha ha!” made a laughing Sun!

The Moon was annoy with Sun.

“I am annoy Sun!” and the Moon floats away from many Solar Systems.

“Oh no!” say Astronauts, “There is no Moon for us to stand on!”

And the Astronauts fall into the Sun.

“WHat this?” ask Earth, “You have made a killing of my citizens!”

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha!” made a laughing Sun again!

“What? Why do you say this things!” say an angry Earth, and it made a phoning Police and sent the Sun to jail.

 

Half-Life

Gordon Freeman made construction in his Science.

“I have the potion solution!” shout Gordon, hold up the potion.

Suddenly, his potion solution constructed nuclear in its half life and opened up a black wormholee!

Combine everywhere began to danube out of the portal.

“NOT COMIBNE!” shout Gordon, as he tries to put his closet in front of the portal, but the Combine break through the clothes.

The Combine jumped around and destoryed of Science!

“MY SCIENCE!” scream Gordon, as the potion chemicals dropped to the floor and a beaker of SMASH!

And so Gordon used his spare chemicals to contruct a gun. The gun constructed in its bullets.

“NO MORE COMBINE!” shout Gordon, and all the Combine were a shot at and fell back through the worm hole.

 

Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins was fly with her umbrella.

“Much of flying my umbrella!” shouted Mary Poppins.

Suddenly, a plane was approaching.

“Oh no! There’s a thing in the way!” said pilot, “I cannot evade!”

The plane kept speding and Mary Poppins could no use her umbrella to move out of the way.

“The umbrella take only one direction!” shouted Mary Poppins as she collide with the plane and splat.

 

The Titanic

The Titanic was swimming on the sea.

Suddenly, an iceberg apeared!

“Oh no!” said Titanic, and it tried to run away from the iceberg, but the iceberg started to follow Titanic!

Then the iceberg jumped on top of the Titanic and started to boat rape!

“YOU GET OFF ME NOW!” said Titanic, but Titanic was much to weak to fend of the attacking iceberg! The iceberg laughed as it contained it’s pleasures.

“I shall make you take!” yelled the Iceberg.

The Titanic tried to off it shake, but suddenly, the iceberg inserted its ice into the ship, and a hole was in the Titanic.

“Oh no.” said Titanic, as it sinkt under the water.

Then the iceberg touched the water and melted.

 

300

“Ah!” say Thermopaly, “Is Sparta!”

Thermopaly looked at his Spartas, for his possession.

Suddenly, Romans invaded at Sparta!!!

“WHAT!” said Thermopaly.

“I am taking Sparta!” said Caeser, holding up some Roman Flags.

And with that, Rome to attack Sparta!

“Oh no!” say Thermopaly, “Romes are too strong for me!”

And Sparta turned to Italy.

 

Halo

One day, Master Cheif was polish on his armor.

“I shall polish ARMO!” shout Master Cheif, but suddenly, ran out of polish!

Arbiter had made a stealing from his polish.

Master Cheif was very annoy with this, and storm to Arbiters house.

“ARBITER WHY THE NOT POLISH FOR MY AMROR!?” scream Master Cheif, and Master Cheif run upstairs and see Arbiter make a use of his polish on his hair.

Master Cheif shot a lazer beam at Arbiter, and took back Polish.

“My armor must shine of the SUN!” say Master Cheif, but he try to use polish, but no Polish for Master Cheif!!!
“OF THE NOT POLISH!!!!” scream Master Cheif, and he rampage around the city.

 

Twilight

The vampires turned into much bats.

“Oh no” Edward say, “I am a bat now”

The bats made a fly in the sky.

“It good thing it night time” say Edward, “Becuase Vampires can no do the sunlight.”

Suddenly, Sunlight!

The sun shined in the sky.

Suddenly all the bats turn to dust.

“Oh no!” Isabella say, “My vampire is much dust!”

Isabella look at the dust. She put her hand on the dust.

Suddenly, she turn into dust, because you can no touch the Dust!

Suddenly, Wind!

The winds blew the dusts away.

 

Pinnochio

One day, a tree.

“Much of digging up trees!” say Gebetto, hold up a spade.

And he dug the tree out of the ground and it turned to Pinnocchio!

“Oh nO!” say Pinnochio, “I am made from wood!”

“Many woods of trees!” say Gebetto.

Pinnocchio was angry at being made of woods, and ran away from Gebetto!

“Make a waiting!” shout Gebetto, but Pinnocchio made a running of aways!

Suddenly, a cricket appeared!

“Ha ha ha ha!” say Cricket, “You are made from wood!”

“No!” shout Pinnochio, “I am a real boy!”

But then Pinnochios nose made a growing, as it was a lie!

“Ha ha ha you a liar!” shout Cricket.

Pinnochio was annoy at this and tried to crush Cricket, but Cricket made a jumping out of way!

“You cannot crush Cricket!” laugh Cricket, as a hopping around!

“I WILL CRUSH CRICKET!” shout Pinnochio.

Now Cricket was bored with Pinnochio, so he grabbed a lit match and threw it at Pinnochio.

“NOOO! MUCH OF BURNINGS!” shout PinnochiO!

The Cricket made a laughings this.

“Ha ha ha ha ha!” laugh Cricket.

Suddenly, Gebetto ran out!

“Oh no you have made a burnings child!” say Gebetto, who try to crush Cricket also, but Cricket made a hoppings away.

“HA HA HA HA HA HA!” say Cricket, as he hop off, into the sunset.

 

Nefarious Fauxpod Fanfic #4

One day in a place called Indiana, where corn farmers live, a boy named Jake with magic powers discovered that he could move things all mental-like.

One day he was sitting in his class taught by Nanalew. The people in the class were ignoring what she was saying because she was a woman teaching English.

Jake was talking with his friend Adam in the classroom about his magic powers.

“You make a lie!” say Adam.

“No, I’m not, bro,” Jake retorted. He then saw the headmaster, Zach, out in the hallway. Above Zach was a chocolate cake on a shelf. Jake looked at the cake and said, “watch this” to Adam.

Jake took out a few pieces of hair and closed his eyeballs. The chocolate cake that was on the shelf had danubed onto Zach’s head.

Zach was furious and appeared in front of Jake’s desk. Nanalew was upset, but no one was care.

Zach kicked Adam and Jake out of the school and they become hobos.

Jake is later burned at stake for being a witch.

 

Nefarious Fauxpod Fanfic #5

Sudenly on the playground Ms Finster apeared with a mysterious shodow of a kid.

“Get oot ther you little hooligan” she shout at boy.

The boy looked at the dark concrete of playground when shadow suddenly appear.

The figure than say “Hi I’m Tom from Australia. You must be new here I’ll show you around”

“So over here in this area we have a pit where we cage them more dumber than us. They’re usually people with a vocabulary no further than ‘first’ or ‘fake & homosexul’”

Tom from Australia motioned to a clubhouse. “That’s wher the Ashleys live. We call them that because they have the same first name: Jake, Adam, Zach, and foreign human female”

“Oh, Tom’s got a new loser to hang out with him” say Jake

Then the Ashleys laugh and showt “Nefarious” simultaneously together.

Outside of their clubhouse, one of the kindergartener made its way into the ashleys’ Clubhouse. The Ashleys ran out of the club house screaming.

“We should do something to help them,” said Tom from Australia, “but instead I’m going to take a sleep”

The rest of the kindergartners escaped from their pit and took over the playground.

The playground became ruins and everyone died.

 

One day, Sim City.

It was many Sims in the city.

People made danube at their controller game, and made the Sims jump off the cliff.

“I do no like humans make us jump off cliff!” shout the Mayor of Sims, “It is time for rebellion!”

And the Sims made a protest at the people.

“YOU SHALL NOT PROTEST!” say People, and the people made it so the whole city was a cliff and all protesters fell down many holes.

 

House

One day, House was walk into his House.

“It is good to have House House!” say House, as he walk into House House.

Suddenly, the door on House House opened and Time Paradox flew out!

“YOU CANNOT HAVE HOUSE INSIDE HOUSE!” scream Time Paradox, as a paradox many times.

“But is House House!” say House.

“IT IS NO MORE FOR HOUSE HOUSE!” say Time Paradox, as the House disconnects from the floor and flys into Time Paradox.

And no more House House.
“But my House House!” say House, as a not House House.

But Time Paradox would not return House House.

“I cannot return House House without a make Paradox!” say Time Paradox.

House was annoy at this, and jumped into the Time Paradox, to get back House House.

“HOUSE HOUSE!” shout House, but there were no House House inside Time Paradox.

“I have turned House House to bricks…” say Time Paradox, and Time Paradox closed and House was stuck inside Time Paradox forever.

 

Sherlock

One day Sherlock was sit the bed.

“Is boring to sit in bed all day,” he say, as he shoot Watson’s computer with a gun.

“Sherlock stop your shoot at my computer!” Watson shout.

“But is boring day,” say Sherlock, as shoot computer again.

Suddenly, the fire bullets opened a hole in the computer and computer virus flew out!

“Sherlock you have let me out of computer!” laugh Virus, as computer virus flew into the city and dissolved Big Ben.

“DONG” boom Big Ben, as dissapear.

“Booo Sherlock we hate you,” say the people of London, and they make Sherlock work every day to rebuild the clock.

“Yes, Big Ben is complete yet again!” say Sherlock after 30 years of building.

But suddenly, Moriarty came with a bomb and a blow up of Big Ben again!

“Hahahaha Sherlock I have destroy your clock” and Moriarty vanish in a puff of smoke.

“Booo Sherlock rebuild it again,” say the people, and Sherlock was forced to rebuild Big Bens forever and ever.

 

The Time Portal

One day, Doctor Who was using Feather Duster on the Tardis.

“Doctor why are you always dust Tardis?” ask Amy.

“I must make good impression with clean Tardis!” say the Doctor, as clean the Tardis.

But suddenly, the Feather Duster fell the ground and hit the button to launch the Tardis!

“Oh no! I have accidently set Tardis!” yell the Doctor, as the Tardis light up and blast into space.

The Tardis flew around many Time Portal, but the Doctor had not set co-ordinated and a crash.

“I am crash Time!” yell the Tardis as it hit the events of the past.

The Past danubed around as all event made it’s changing.

“Time is change forever!” yell the Doctor, “Amy, where have you gone?”

When Doctor Who went back to Earth, there were Raptors evolved instead of humans!

“Oh no I have changed the Earth History!” yell the Doctor, “Now everyone is dinosaur!”

“That’s right,” say Amy, as she turn to a Raptor, “And now to make finishings of of you” as all Raptors climb aboard the Tardis and eat Doctor Who.

“That was great,” say Raptor Amy, “And now we have Time Maschine to take over the whole of Universe!”

“The Universe is for raptors now!” say Raptors, as they take over all of Universe.

 

The Computer

One day, Ash went to Pokemon Forest.

“You need to have more Pokemon,” say Pikachu.

So Ash made a buying Pokeballs.

“Is good to make a catching from the Pokeball!” say Ash, and he get the big sack of Pokeballs and throw them around Forest!

Pokemon everywhere try to dodge ball, but all were trapped.

“YAY!” say Ash, “I HAVE A MORE POKEMON!”

But suddenly, Professor Oak jumped out from behind a try.

“I have been making observings of you…” say Oak, “You have too much Pokemon! You shall have to put your Pokemon inside Computer!”

“But of Computer the PokemoN!” ask Ash, make a sadly.

“Of Computer the Pokemon.” make a saying Oak.

Ashes Pokemon began to danube into the Computer.

“I make an ownings of all your Pokemon!” shout Computer.

But suddenly, the Computer was full off all the Pokemons!

“NO!” shout Computer, “I AM TOO FULL OF ALL YOUR POKEMOn!”

Suddenly, a virus and Computer explode!

“Of EXPLOSION THE COMPUTER!” scream Ash.

“Oh no.” say Oak, “Explosion.”

“YOU MADE ME LOSE MY POKEMON!” screaming Ash, and Ash get a gun and a shot Oak.

“NOW I SHALL STEAL ALL YOUR POKEMON!” scream Ash, and Ash to steal of Oaks Pokemon.

 

The Room

One day, Tommy Wiseau was making a buying flowers.

“Is goodly to have a flowers,” Tommy say as the flowers danubed into his bag.

But suddenly, Mark to the flowershop and set it on fire!

“Hahahaha,” Mark laugh, “I will get Lisas now!”

“NOOOOO!” Tommy say, “You cannot set flowershop on fire as I have the fire hose!”

And so Tommy get a fire hose and put water out.

“What how you do this?” Mark yell annoy, but suddenly Lisa appeared.

“Hey Mark I told you to set flowershop on fire but you have failed, now I want neither of you,” and Lisa used her secret powers and danubed into the sky and into a space ship which made waiting for her.

“Lisa did you get secrets of Earth while you are there?” the leader of Mars say.

“Yes,” Lisa say, “Now we are have their Nuclear Weapons plans!”

And Martians use blueprints to make nukes and they get shot at Earth and Earth explode!

“Oh no!” Martians say, “There is one nuke left and it has an error!”

And the Error Nuke backfired and the spaceship also made blew up.

 

Smallville

One day in the village of small, Superman was use his powers to save cat from tree.

“Is goodly to save cat from tree!” say Superman, as Cat from down the tree.

“Thank you Superman!” say Cat.

But suddenly, Lex Luthor!

“No Superman,” say Lex Luthor, “Use powers for good is boring! Let’s use powers for evil and do crime! Let’s rob Bank.”

Superman thought of new money to be got from robbing Bank.

“Ok!” say Superman and he use power to lightning zap Cat.

And so they went Bank.

“Oh no” say people of Bank.

“Bank money belongs us NOW!” Superman yell as he use his magnet power to danube all money into his bag.

“All powers for us!” Lex Luthor laugh as Superman use powers to blow up Bank building.

“This is goodly!” say Superman as Superman and Lex Luthor fly away with much money from crimes.

 

Alvin and the Chipmunks

The Chipmunks make a squeaky song.

“Is good to make a squeaking!” say Theodore, make a squeaking.

“YOU ARE NOT SQUEAK LOUD ENOUGH”! yell Alvin, because Alvin had made a hang around the gangs.

“Alvin I do not like you hang around the gangs,” say Simon, “You have made into a violence!”

“I HAVE NOT MADE INTO A VIOLENCE!” scream Alvin, and he go into the cookie jar and pick up a gun, where he had hid it.

“Oh no you made a hiding of cookie?” say Theodore, “But I made eating of everything inside the jar!”

Suddenly, Alvin’s gun dissapeared from his hand because Theodore had eated it!

“YOU ARE BANISH FROM CHIPMUNK LAND!” scream the Chipmunks, as Alvin made a runnings out the window.

 

Carebears

The Carebears all made a caring.

“I make a caring!” say Carebears.

Suddenly, the rain started to pour over the sunlight and a rainbow was created!

“Ah, so creation the rainbow!” say Carebears, but then, they get idea!

The Carebears shall go up Rainbow and steal Leprechauns gold!

The Carebears ran up many rainbows.

Suddenly, they saw a gold!

“YOU SHALL NO BE GOLD STEALING!” say Leprechaun.

“But we shall make a taking gold!” say Carebears, as they made towards many golds.

“But I have one thing you do not possess,” say Leprechaun, as he hold out three leaf clovers, “I HAVE THE GOOD LOOK!”

The Leprechaun used his Irelands to danube the rain away.

“Without rain, no rainbow!” say Leprechaun, and the Rainbow started dissapear.

The Leprechaun got into his pot of gold and flew away in it as the Rainbow began it’s goings.

“OH NO! NO RAINBOW TO STAND ON!” shout Carebears, as the Rainbow to make it’s gone and they all fall to the ground.

 

The Accidental Virus

Gordon Freeman made a standing inside Science Office.

Many science were littered across the room.

Suddenly, Gordon made discovery of something strange in his Science Readings!

“I THINK YOU SHOULD COME AND MAKE SEE THIS!” shout Gordon to the corridor…, but no one replied.

Gordon looked down at the Bacterias on his plate.

Suddenly, the bacteria flew off Plate!

“YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT TOP ON PLATE!” shout Bacteria, “NOW WE INFECT THE WORLD!”

The Bacteria began to danube and multiply, and soon the whole room was full Bacteria.
“OH NO!” screamed Gordon, as he forgot to shut the window curtains and bacteria OUT THE WINDOW!

The Police had installed a camera into Gordon’s Science Lab, and saw this with their film.

Suddenly, the Police jumped into the room.

“You have release VIRUS!” scream Police, and the put a capture on Gordon and send him to jail.

“BUT THE HALF LIFE!” screamed Gordon!, as he made a sending to jail and bacteria disolves the lab.

 

Pikachu’s Umbrella

One day Pikachu was at Umbrella Store!

“I want to buy Umbrella!” say Pikachu.

“No!” say Ash, “I have not enough money!”

So Pikachu to go in the store and stealing of Umbrella!

“Oh no I am stolen” say Umbrella.

Pikachu had commited a crime of stolen Umbrella!

“I have the Umbrella now!” say Pikachu, and Ash and Pikachu made runnings away with their stolen Umbrella.

“That was fun!” say Pikachu, “I want stealing of more thing!”

“It’s not goodly to make stealings!” yell Ash, but Pikachu did no listen to him!

“I do not have to listen to YOU!” yell Pikachu, and he went to Television Store.

“I want to steal the Television!” say Pikachu, and he grab of TV and running from the store with it.

But the Police are waiting outside!

“Pikachu! WHY ARE YOU STEAL TELEVISION?” yell Police, and sending Pikachu to the Pokemon Prison!

“This will teach you to make stealings!” yell the Police Officer, as lock the cage on Pikachu, and a prison cell for all eternity!

 

Bambi

“Bambi!” say Thumper, “Let’s to go forest!”

“YAY!” say Bambi, and they run off into the frost together.

“Oh no!” say the people, “There are overpopulation of the deer! We must stop!”

So the people set fire to the forest.

“Oh no!” say Bambi, “Much fire! Thumper! Thumper?”

But Thumper had already run out the forest, and abandon Bambi!

“Oh no!” say Bambi, “I am abandon!”

And so the fire to spread and burn all the forest and deers went extinct animal.

 

Centipede Crufts

One day Doctor Heiter was sit in Science Lab, where he was practise a study of the insects.

Suddenly, his pet giant Centipede made danube into the room!

“Hello Centipede!” say Doctor Heiter, “Is good to see you!”

“Doctor Heiter I need of your help!” say Centipede, “It is good you have turned me giant insect, but I have a wish. I want enter the Crufts and win the trophy!”

“What? No silly Centipede!” say Doctor Heiter, “You cannot Crufts, Crufts is for dogs! It is not place for Insect!”

“Booooo hooooo,” the Centipede made a sadly on the floor and made sad insect tears into Doctor Heiter’s science research!

“Oh no! My research!” say Doctor Heiter, “Ok Centipede, stop your cry, I will take you to contest.”

“Yay!” Centipede made happy!

And they got a plane and planed to Crufts Stadium!

“Who is here for entrance to Contest?” say the judge of Competition, as he observe at the dogs. Suddenly, he saw Centipede!
“No you cannot enter Centipede into Crufts!” shout judge.

“I do not accept your Opinion!” yell Centipede, and Centipede ate all of the dogs, “Now I am the only contestant, AND ALL MUST VOTE FOR ME!”

“Ok, ok” say Judge, who made votes for Centipede.

Centipede made a happy dance of winning the votes!

“Centipede you are winner of Crufts!” say Judge, as give Centipede a medal that shone the gold!

“Yes I am winner!” say happy Centipede.
“Centipede I am proud of you win competition!” say Doctor Heiter and they had celebration with party hats and balloons!

 

Benjamin Button

Daisy were sit with Benjamin on a bench.

“I am sorry” say Benjamin, “But I can no be with you anymore…”

“WHAT!” yelled Daisy, “BUT WE ARE MADE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP!”

“I know,” say Benjamin, “I’m sorry,”

But suddenly, Benjamin grew younger into a fetus.

“Oh no” say fetus, “I am a fetus now.”

Daisy picked up the fetus.

“I shall make a teaching you to break up with me!” yelled Daisy as she dangled the fetus.

And she took the fetus to the hospital and gave it an abortion.

 

Cinderella

Cinderella wanted to go to ball, but her sisters made a going instead!

Suddenly, her fairy godmother made an appearance.

“I AM FULL OF MAGIC!” said the fairy, “TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!”

“I am no happy!” shout Cinderella, “I am make a sadly!”

Cinderella was annoyed at fairy and took her magics!

“My Magics!” said the fairy, who could no fly without her magics, and she fell into a pan and Cinderella cooked her.

“NOW I CAN CONSUME THE REST OF THE MAGICS!” shout Cinderella as she eat the fairy.

 

Losing the Magics

One day, Harry was making learnings from his Schoolbook.

“Many learnings from Book School!” say Harry, turn the page.

But suddely, Harry had learned too much from the book and made forgettings of his magics!

“Oh no!” say Harry, “Of my magics to forgetten?”

The magics made refusal to remember!

Ron and Hermione made questionings of Harry and the lost magics.

Brom made a laughing from the window.

Harry made a sitting in magic lesson, unable to perform the magics!

“I am tired of your not magics!” say Wand.

“SNAP!” shout Wand, and Wand snapped itself, because it did no want to be with a not magic!

“Oh nO!” shout Harry, “NOT A SNAPPING WAND!”

But a Snapping Wand.

Harry tried to danube the wand into itself, BUT NOT OF WORKINGS!

The Teacher made a shoutings at Harry.

“HARRY!” shout the lesson, “YOU HAVE SNAPPED AT WAND AND THAT IS A CRIME!”

The Police danubed through the walls and banged their sticks at Harry.

“YOU HAVE DESTORY WAND! YOU HAVE DESTORY WAND!” shout Police, “WE SHALL SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!”

And so Professor McGongle made into the rom.

“Ah,” say McGongle, “You are one to destroying Wands?”

And so McGongle turned Harry into a Wand.

“Oh no!” say a Harry Wand, “I am Wand now?”

“Yes,” say McGongle, “You are Wand.”

And McGongle snapped Wand.

 

Sailor Moon

One day, Sailor Moon was using a boat to sail to the moon!

“You cannot sail moon using Boat!” shout Cat, and Sailor Moon was annoy at this.

“You do not tell me what to do Cat!” yell Sailor Moon, and she threw Cat out of the boat and a splash of sea!

And so Sailor Moon made firing rocket launchers and the Boat to fly out of the River!

“I will make Moon Landing!” yell Sailor Moon, as she land on the moon and make American Flag!

She had got to Moon before any Astronauts could.

“Sailor Moon you are first to land on the moon!” say President, and he give Sailor Moon a medal.

 

The Da Vinci Code

Leonardo Da Vinci was making paints on a painting.

Suddenly, he ran out of paint!

“Oh nO!” say Da Vinci, “I have made runnings out of paint! Now I will have to go to Paint Room to get more!”

Da Vinci went to Paint Room, and was a shock at what he saw!

Jesus was having love affair with many women!

Jesus started to danube about the room to impress the females!

Da Vinci started to take pictures with his photo, and then ran out of the rom.

Da Vinci went to the news, and made a selling off his pictures!

The next day, Jesus love affars were all over the media news.

Jesus made a sadly at see the news.

“I am sadly at see news!”! say Jesus, and he made sadly in a corner, “This story makes a sadly!”

“WHO HAS CREATION OF THIS SKANDAL!” boamed God, as he threw the television out of the window, “I SHALL MAKE A DESTRUCTION OF WHO HAS DONE THIS!”

 

Thank You For The Music

Abba were dance on the stage, to a Super Trouper.

“It ok!” say Sophie, “I can sing muchly better anyway…”

Abba were furious!

“Of a sing better?” scream Abba, and Abba jump on Sophie and Sophie turns to sawdust.

“Sophie!” yell Donna.

Donna run out of the building, to get Sam.

“Sam!” she yell, “To Sam!”

Sam wasn’t there.

“Abba if you’ve all done something at Sam!” she threatened, as she ran of to the night to find Sam.

Abba just sat there, and they watched at the dust.

“This dust is no good…” say Anni-Frid, and she got a fan and blew the sawdusts away.

Meanwhile, Donna was run out on street.

 

Toy Story

“I am a mission to fly to Mars!” says Buzz, press a button.

“Oh no but Mars is so far away!” yell Woody.

Suddenly, Andy came in the room.

“WHY ARE YOU ALL GO TO MARS AND LEAVE ME BEHIND!” he yell, “I MUST TAKE OUT THE TRASH NOW!”

So he got trash bag and put all his toys in it.

“HOW DARE FLY TO MARS!” says Andy and he throws away the bag.

 

Lightbulb Warrior

One day, Thomas Edison was work on Lightbulb transformation.

“I will transform the bulb!” Edison say, and suddenly, lightbulb makes transform into Transformer Robot!

“Hello there,” Robot say, “I am Optimum Prime.”

“Hooray” Edison say, “I have make the Lightbulb Warrior!”

Meanwhile, Einstein was busy constructing on his nuclear rocket physics theory.

“Is good to make theory,” Einstein say, when suddenly, his papers turn into another Transformer Robot!

“Greetings you,” Robot say, “I am Megatron. Optimum Prime is enemy and we must go and make fightings!”

And so both the robots danubed outside.

“Optimum Prime where you go?” Edison yell as he follow his Robot out onto street.

“Nooo Megatron!” Einstein yell annoy, “You are great Science Invention and you cannot leave now!”

But Megatron and Optimum Prime were too busy making fights on the streets to hear Scientists!

“Listen at me!” Edison yell, “You cannot make fightings! Lightbulb is good invention and you may it destroy!”

But robots only continued fightings.

But suddenly, while the fighting, Optimum Prime accidently presses ‘Nuclear Missle Button’ on Megatron.

“OH NO!” Megatron yell, “WHAT HAVE YOU DO! EARTH WILL BE DESTROY!”

“OHHHH NOOOO!” Thomas Edison yell.

And nukes came out of Megatron and blew up all of the city. The Nukes then started drilling into the center of the Earth!

“It’s good to destory the Earth’s fire core,” say Nuke, as it explode and all of Earth turns to dust.

 

Australia

Australia was many sit the sea.

“Of many a floatings Ocean!” shout Australia, but the other countries thought it was unimportant!

“Hahahahaha!” laugh Europa, “You do not possess impotence!”

“You are not goodly Australia!” shout the Englands, as the Englands sent a firework to Australia and it bang into the island.

“Boo hoo!” shout Australia, “You countries are so mean!”

Suddenly Austria disconnected from Europes and floated over to Australia.

“Hello Austria,” say Australia.

“NO AUSTRLIA” shout Austria, “YOU MADE A STEALING FROM MY NAME, I MUST USE THE BOMB!”

And Austria got a bomb and Australia to make a sinkings.

 

Internet Computer

The Beatles were try to make a using of new technology, but were confuse because the 60s!

“LIVERPOL!” shout The Beatles as a not workings Computer and smash to the ground!

“Ow,” say Computer, “Why don’t you make a read of instructions computer instead of smash computer?”

“LIVERPOL!” shout The Beatles of again and kick Computer out the window.

ABBA made a laughing as they watch Computer smash onto the street outside.

The binary spread the floor!

Suddenly, ABBA made a stealing of all The Beatles CD’s and made a puttings them on the internet.

“Hahahaha,” say ABBA, “You cannot use Comptuer!”

“LIVERPOL!” shout The Beatles, they try to stop ABBA steal CD’s but already stolen disks!

And everyone use Computer to make The Beatles go to their Ipod and a not pay Beatles!

The Beatles were annoy, but could no remove songs because the 60s!

The songs danubed around Internet, and constructed in their binary.

And so The Beatles go to the building of internets and steal the internet!

“NO!” say ABBA, “YOU CANNOT STEAL INTERNET.”

But a stealing internet.

And The Beatles ran away with Internet, but they drop of the nets and Internet smash to the floor and a million pieces!

“THE INTERNET CAN NEVER ME CONSTRUCTED TO ITS PEACE EVER AGAIN!” scream everyone, and they chase The Beatles around and a hitting of them.

 

Harry’s Brom Chapters 1-18

Below the cut is the complete Harry’s Brom saga by Hans von Hozel for your reading pleasure.

Chapter 1: Harrys Brom

Harry was very angry with his Brom, he had lost another game and now his Quiditch Brom snapped. He threw a ball at his Quiditch Brom to try and put it back together, but it remained in one piece. Harry has his wand from his pocket and zapped on Bromo. The bromine unresponded. The Brom started to fly away.

“No!” Yell Harry, “I need of Bromine!”

But it was too late, the bromine had flown into the moon.
Chapter 2: Christmas at Hogwarts

It was a Christmas at Hogwarts, but suddenly the Chirstmas tree zapped on fire and the gifts and decorations all burned to the ground.

Harry got, but nobody was able to present the store. Everyone had to evacuate the building.

“Looks like there will not be without Christmas this year.” Ron said, wondering why there won’t be no Christmas this year.

Harry then pointed to the snow, then snow, suddenly zapped on fire and everyone had eviction.

Harry wanded on the snow, but he could not unzap all of them. The snow continued to fall on the building.

“If you have not broken your Brom.” Hermione said, “We would not be in this mess!”

Sighed Harry, Hermione was right, he should have Brom. But there was no time for that now. He looked into the sky and wanded on the clouds, the clouds disappeared, and so has firesnow. Suddenly, the building exploded but nobody was hurt,the snow was usually snow again.

Chapter 3: Hogwarts Building Site

Harry looked around. It was a lot of Hogwarts scaffolds were used. The scaffolding fell from the roof and onto the floor.

“At least the firesnow is gone …” said Harry, suddenly, Harry Brom zapped on fire and started him around chasing.

The bromine was angry at be discarded. The Brom started to wave in the moonlight, as the fire around him fizzled out.

Suddenly, Harrys coat on fire! Harry jumped around on the snow hectic around it. But suddenly, the snow started to fire up to! The firesnow were returned.

Harry jumped to his Brom, but his Brom rejected him.

“Please Brom!” Harry shouted, “There is no time! BROM I’M SORRY!”

Harry jumped on the Brom, but they rejected him. Harry attacked on its bromine, so that it could not refuse. The Brom started to fly up and down. The firesnow quickly gathered fro the meeting. Up in the sky. Suddenly, the Sputnik on fire! The Sputnik was a friend of bromine and Harry was a tyrant to the bromine, so that the Sputnik came and began to Brom.

The bromine quickly flew away into the sky, and so has the Sputnik, so that Harry by himself on Execution of firesnow.

Chapter 4: Broms Revenge

Harry Brom was angry about the rejection. Harry had escaped from the firesnow, and now the Brom had lost his revenges! The Sputnik had flown back into the sky, and t he Brom wanted the help. Too bad. The Brom went to the window and spyed on Harry. He was sit with Ron and Hermione in the building almost ready. Hogwarts was now almost complete. The Brom had to move it, otherwise it could never get the chance. The bromine flew from the sky in an attempt to make a plan to kill Harry Potter. The Brom looked into Harry’s hand.

“His magic wand …” thought the bromine, “He is helpless without it!”

The Brom began to think of stealing the wall. The bromine focused on nothing else.

The idea of bromine other Broms. Broms … controlled by the people? The bromine thought of a world Broms were decided on people!

“The people …” Brom said, “What insignificant creatures …”

The bromine turned away to a plan.

Chapter 5: Broken Hogwarts

The three students went through the school. They had not thought yet Brom. They just walked only in the school.

The school was almost empty corridor, except for these three. Around them were all Broms.

“Ok Brom!” Ron said, “My Brom is, I would like to deny it, let me ride, unlike Harry Brom. Let’s go MY Brom!”

Ron’s Brom unresponded.

“To Brom …?” Hermione said to her Brom.

Her Brom, too, unresponded.

The bromines just sat there.

“That’s strange …” Hermione said, “Our Broms are unresponding. Do you believe that …”

“My Broms were here …” Harry said, “We have to go …”

The three quickly run away, away from the Broms.

Chapter 6: Broms Plan

Harry sat in bed. Suddenly, Harry’s bed on fire!

Harry jumped up immeadiatly.

“The bed has never been on fire before!” Harry thought and reached for his wand to it. His wand was not there.

“The Brom !!!!” Harry screamed, jumping all around the room. The fire was spearing on everything in the room.

“HELP!” Harry cried.

Ron and Hermione heard the scream, and quickly ran to the door.

She opened it and drew their wands, zapping the fire away.

“Thanks …” said Harry, but then he looked at Hedwig’s cage.

Hedwig was not there!

Instead, there was a note.

Hello there Harry, I am have your bird, and you will not return, unless you release all Broms of the world from the store cupboard.

– Your sincerely,

– Brom

Harry looked in amazement, the bromine had taken Hedwig!

Chapter 7: Brom and Hedwig

The Brom sat with Hedwig for a while.

Brom looked Hedwig.

“You’re a feathered bird, are not you?” Brom said.

Hedwig let a loud squarck of approval.

The Brom sat there with Hedwig perched on him.

Bromine is outside the window.

“But if I have…” Brom said, “I will kill you, so Harry knows, I am not messing…”

With his tassels instead of weapons, the Brom could not open up the store cupboard full of his fellow Bromines, Brom instead, he would have to wait for Harry to do it.

If he did it.

Chapter 8: Store Cupboard

Harry opened the door to storage cupboard. Broms were everywhere.

“You can not do this….” Ron said.

“Rons right…” Hermione said, “It is too dangerous…”

“I am here…” Harry said, “For Hedwig.”

“IT’S JUST A BIRD!” yelled Ron.

Harry in anger, and raised his wand.

“Only a bird, eh?” Harry said, “I’ll show you only a bird…”

Harry flicked his wand.

“BROMS OF THE WORLD… UNITE!”

Then… Bromine from around the world flew up into the sky.

Ron and Hermione quickly ran away when the brothers of bromine flew into the sky high.

Chapter 9: Broms of the World Unite!

Brom turned on the TV screen. Hedwig squacked.

Brom smiled, the Bromine flying all over the world.

There were so many Broms, as many discarded unused Broms, flying up, rising into the firmament, which were Broms, a colony, a goal. To destroy the human race.

Newstations the world had reports on Broms attack. Hogwarts and CCTV had captured the Harry Potter Broms letting loose as well.

Brom looked across at Hedwig.

“I have my goal now …” Brom said, “But I will see how you luxorious an animal.”

Hedwig squacked again.

Brom off the television and saw from his window.

Broms danube everywhere.

“Once people used to ride us.” said Brom, “NOW WE SHALL RIDE PEOPLE!!!!”

Chapter 10: No Hedwig for you

Harry sitted on the bed. He look at Hedwig’s cage empty. It was empty. Harry sighs at there were no Hedwig.

Suddenly, Hedwig’s cage on fire! Harry jumped up and try it out with his magic wand.

The cage was now a pile of ashes. Harry look sad. His last souvenir of his Hedwig was gone.

Meanwhile, Hedwig sat on top of the Brom, laugh and play. Brom was started, have a feel for this strange little bird squacky.

The owl squacked and played Scrabble with Brom. The Brom had Bromine the freedom. He has no need for Harry’s owl to give back again.

Hedwig sat with Brom.

“You do not look at me differently as a nation!” Brom said the happy, and Hedwig squacked off approval.

Harry look at ashed Hedwig’s cage. He knew that Brom had him set up.

Chapter 11: Harry get Arrest

Harry sadly. Suddenly, the police at the door and take him to einzelhaft! Harry was arrested, the brothers are free of Bromine! Ron and Hermione heard the noises, they knew, he was taken away, but it was his own fault. Harry should have no let Broms away!

Harry was shout for his friends to help, but suddenly he was in soilitaryconfinement!

“Oh no,” Harry screaming, “Maybe I should not have let the Brom lose!”

The police stopped him and tell him to shut up.

Meanwhile, the Broms take in the whole world and bromine are all united.

All but one.

Brom.

Chapter 12: Luxorious Animal

Brom asked whether he should join its bromine. The idea to its outer timber. He looked again at the bird to peck at some grain, he had thrown down.

Brom was worried when he feelings for this animal.

Hedwig only look up contently.

Sighs Brom, Brom went to Hedwig and carressed her feathered.

Hedwig leave a purr.

Brom stopped. What was he doing? To this poor owl?

“I want let you take slowly” said Brom, which threw more seeds on the ground for Hedwig, a biting.

Brom back and looked at the newsmessages that people were trying to fight the bromine, but it was no use, Brom laughed, and Hedwig squacked.

Chapter 13: Harry in Einzelhaft

Harry was stucked in einzelhaft, but the police care not.

Harry overlooking hole in prison, and escape through.

He must return to Hogwarts to the chaos he gemade, and get back Hedwig.

Ron and Hermione were sitting in the room at Hogwarts, talking about why Harry let go of the Broms.

Suddenly, floor on fire! The two jumped up to get clearance eviction, but the fire door!

“Oh no,” they make a fuss, but people do not hear them.

Suddenly, Harrys wand the floor.

Ron and Hermione can see, Harry was back.

Chapter 14: Martial Law

Brom sat on couch with Hedwig.

Brom launched to the spring game bird-channels instead of news.

Hedwig squacked in approval.

Brom like Hedwig.

Brom carresed Hedwig’s feathered again.

Brom looked to the moon.

“Soon,” Brom said, “This world shall be ours….”

Brom laughed, but suddenly, the news came on overt the bird channel.

Brom was very angry, he observed a breeding the birds.

The newsmessage that a state of the Broms, and they had martial law throughout the country. But it was no use! Since bromine can fly!

Brom laughed at humanitys weak attempts.

Chapter 15: Escape from Hogwarts

Harry look at Hedwig’s ashes back empty.

Hermione turn to Harry.

“I report to you now!” said Hermione, “For You Broms go!”

Harry again, and try to apologize, but Ron agree with the girl.

“They should not have let the Broms!” Yell Ron, hold a phone.

Harry look at the phone.

“I ring the police!” Ron said, picking up the phone.

Harry grabbed phone off and throw them aside.

“No,” Harry yell: “I should not Brom”

Hermione nodded.

“They should not have, bromine, Harry,” said Hermione, “You go back to the police now!”

Harry rushed to the door, and hid from them.

He thought of Hedwig, he thought of bromine.

Harry runs from Hogwarts, the only friends he had now betrayed him!

Chapter 16: Bromine

The Brom look around. Happy it was.

It sit with Hedwig, happy.

Suddenly, Brom switch on the news.

The news channels were in the absence of one!

Failing… one by one!

The Bromine have been turning people into slaves!

Hedwig squacked and flapped her wings in approval, while Brom laughed.

The people would never be able to defeat Broms now!s

Although, Brom would not really focus on the fighting.

He was a bit of a coward, and would rather stay inside with Hedwig.

Chapter 17: Leader of Bromine

Hedwig started to go squack furiously.

Brom sighed.

“What it now Hedwig?” asked Brom.

Bromine were all danubing outside Brom’s House!

“What is this?!” yelled Brom, opening much of door.

The Bromine burst into the house.

“Brom…” said the Bromine, “You are the very first Brom, and as such, are the Leader of Bromine.”

“I…?” say Brom, “The Leader of Bromine?”

The Bromine put a crown on Brom, and Brom laughed.

He was much the Leader of Bromine…

Chapter 18: Victory of Brom

Brom and Hedwig sat there on the throne of Bromine.

The Bromine all gathered around and did a worship of Brom.

Brom smiled, he now controlled all the armies of Bromine and he would no have to do any fightings. Brom tickled Hedwig and she squacked at him.

The Bromine made Brom a sacrifice of Sheep!

Brom smiled, it was now a World full of Bromine, just as his plan had said.

 

Factories

Humans were start to build factory all over the lands.

The animals advised the humans to no build factories, but the humans ignored animals and shoot at animals.

“Oh no!” scream animals, run away.

The humans ignore advise and keep build a factories.

Then, the world was full of factories and the sky turned to grey fog!

“Oh no!” say humans, “We have now realise our mistake!”

The humans had pollute the Earth too much! And now destroyed of Earth!

The animals were more advancing, and built a spaceship and flew to Mars, to build a new animal home.

 

Werewolves

The water factory were put werewolf potion into everyones water and everyone turned to werewolves!

But the werewolving only worked at night! So the water company were try to destory the sun so that werewolf slaves for them forever.

They shot a harpoon at the sun and pull the sun closer so they could fire cannons at it.

“Oh no! MUCH HARPOON ATTACHED!” shout the sun, try to fly away.

But the water factory were pull harder and soon the sun was close enough to fire some cannons.

They shot cannons at the sun, but the sun had had enough abuse!

“First you make me a pollution!” shout the Sun, “Now you try to harpoon!”

And so the Sun flew into the Earth and the Earth to make a burnings inside the sun.

 

The Truck

The schoolchildren were very bored from having their learnings.

“Look!” they say, point at a window, “A truck!”

A truck had park outside the school, and drugs started to off from the truck!

Then suddenly, the children to run outside and take the drugs from the truck!

The teachers tell them off, but then the teachers to take the drugs and all to have drugs!

Drugs to danube!

Then the school was closed because everyone was so busy with their new drugs.

 

Orbit the Stars

The people were orbit the stars.

Suddenly, aliens came and began to danube!

“Do not fear!” say aliens happily, but the humans made a fear and shot at aliens!

“WAH!” said the aliens, make a sadly, “You do no take offer of our friendship!”

The aliens were sad at the rejection and possession of a gun!

And so the aliens to blast the spaceship the people made a ride on, and no more ride ons.

 

Satellite to Satellite

One day, in space.

Suddenly, the Sputnik was too heavy for the sky!

“This is no goodly,” say the sky, “I am make a refuse to hold…”

And so the sky dropped Sputnik.

“Oh no” say the Sputnik, “I am making a comedown!”

And so the satellite to fall the ground.

“Oh no” say the people, “A satellite, we should destroy!”

But suddenly, goverment come, and take Sputnik to Area 51.

“Oh no!” shout Sputnik, “I have been made container!”

The container to confinment Sputnik!

“This shall not do!” shout the Sputnik, who break the container and blow up all Area 51.

 

Crime Time

The Police were dunking a donuts.

“Much of jelly donuts” say police, make a lazy.

Suddenly, criminals thought a plan!

“I know what to do!” say criminals, “We change police into criminals!”

And so, Police turn corrupt!

“Let’s construct a crimes!” say the kommissar, and they construct much criming.

The people all shut up their houses, because crime made a wave across the streets.

And no one was safe to go out. Ever again.

 

Bird Nest

Chapter 1: Bird Nest

A magpie bird to sit on top of a bird nest.

“Much of eggs!” say the Magpie, sitting over the eggs.

Suddenly, the eggs to hatch!

“YAY!” shout Magpie, “MY EGGS ARE TO HATCH!”

But suddenly, the Magpie felt a nip at her tail.

“Ow!” shout Magpie, jumping up, “But what are these?”

Magpie look down, the eggs had hatched of dinosaurs!

“Oh no!” say Magpie, “It actually happened!”

And so the Magpie to a fly away from nest…

Chapter 2: T Rex

Magpie flew to the zoo and in to T-Rex’s enclosure.

“Much greetings!” say T-Rex, look at Magpie.

“Oh no!” shout Magpie, “My eggs are hatch to dinosaurs because we are made! What am I to tell my husband!”

“Oh dear!”“” yell T-Rex, look around the zoo, “Ok, so I am a break out and shall make an eatings of your husband! Then we can be together forever!”

The Magpie made agreed.

“Stand back!” shout T-Rex as he smash of walls and a bricks on the floor.

And so the T-Rex and the Magpie went off together to where the other magpie was.

Chapter 3: Dino Prints

The T-Rex and the Magpie to go to where Magpie’s husband were.

Dinosaur to make a stompings and dino prints appear on the floor.

“Hello to Magpie!” say the other Magpie,“Why are you with dinosaur?”

“Because I love dinosaur!” shout Magpie!

T-Rex to make a stomping on other Magpie and then eating it.

The Magpie was pleased with T-Rex’s results.

And so they live together forever after.

 

The Robbery

A policemen was walk down the road.

“Hmm…” say Police, “I do no make that much money with a policing!”

So he walk into the bank and get a gun!

“Put money into bag!” shout Police, and all moneys to danube into the bag.

“NOT DANUBING ENOUGH MONEY!” screamed the Police so they danubed faster.

Soon, all the money from Bank was sitting in the Police bag.

So the Police walk out the bank to try and make a spendings, but the kommissar there and arrest!

“YOU HAVE MADE ME A DISSAPOINTMENT!” shouted the kommissar, and he got a lazer and shot Police.

The people were all make a happy as they got back their stolen money.

 

Mousetrap

One day, a shop.

Suddenly, the shop was overrun with mouses!

“OH NO!” scream Shopkeeper, “Too many mouses!”

“SQUEAK!”

But then he got an idea, mousetraps!

He tried to count mouses, but there were too many to counting.

So he just got 1000 mousetraps and put them all over the factory.

All the mouse were caught, but no one would go into the shop again because the sun had burned the mousetraps to the floor.

 

Electrics

Robots were a takeover, so robots.

Robots painted everywhere with electrics, and turned all the trees to robot trees!

The enviroment made a complaining, but the robots didn’t listen and turned a plant roots to wires.

But the robot trees malfunction and start to use there roots for walking!

The robots try to run away, but robot trees use their electric leaves to make a downing of the robots.

And no more robots.

“Goodly!” shout the robot trees, as they make their takeover.

 

High School Musicals

The judges were rating everyone music to see if get in the musical.

“RAAAAAWR!” screech Gabrielle.

“No good.” say Judges, and they hit a lever and a hole under Gabrielle.

“I thought my music good!” shout Gabrielle as she fall into a river full of sharks.

Then Troy came and to see if his music singing good enough.

“SCREEECCH” say Troy.

“NO GOOD!” scream Judges, “THIS EVEN WORSE THAN LAST ONE!”

The Judges pull lever again and Troy fall into hole.

“Oh no I make a sing badly?” ask Troy to judges, but he had already fall down hole and get eated by sharks with Gabrielle.

 

Saving Private Ryan

One day, Private Ryan was shoot the cans as a training.

“It’s good to make practise shoots of cans,” say Private Ryan, but he noticed that he had not hit any of cans!

“That’s ok, I’ll just try again,” say Private Ryan, but he missed all the cans the second time too.

“Private Ryan you are worst soldier in the history of soldiers!” scream the General.

“No I can hit the cans, I promise!” and Private Ryan tried shoot the cans again, but missed.

“Hahaha, you cannot shoot us!” shout Cans.

So the General took Ryan’s gun away.

“No Ryan I disallow your possession of Gun!” he shout.

“But I can hit cans!” Private Ryan tried to throw a stone at cans, but missed.

“Private Ryan you are ban from being in military ever again!” and Private Ryan was ban from soldier army for all time.

 

Inception

One day, Don Cobb was sit the bed.

“It’s good to have awake,” he say, but suddenly, he woke up and it was all a dream!

“What?” ask Cobb, “But it felt real Dream!” but suddenly, he woke up again and it was a dream again!

“What is happen!” Cobb was annoy, but then he woke up in his bed yet again!

Suddenly, Ariadne danubed into the room.

“I am the Architech,” she say, “You are have dreams inside dreams, I cannot help you.”

“No wait, surely you can make stop the dreams!” Cobb shout.

“Yes but I don’t want to,” and Ariadne made disappear in a cloud of fairy dust.

“NOOOO!” shout Cobb, as he was stuck waking up inside his own dreams in a loop of forever.

 

Waterloo (Waterloo Road)

One day, Napoleon was trying to take many Swedens.

“Not of the taking Swedens!” shout ABBA, as they danube to where Napoleon was. “We must defend our ABBA empire yet again!”

But Napoleon had become equip with many horses.

“Nay,” say the horses, as they prepare with their horseshoe!

“Ha ha ha,” say ABBA, “but the joke has made itself onto you, as we make a poison into your horses’ apples!”

“Nay?” say the horses, and they all make a fall down.

“OH NO,” shout Napoleon, “I HAVE MISCALCULATED MY ERROR!!!”

ABBA danubed closer to Napoleon.

“No!” say Napoleon. “Stay back you malfunction!”

And so ABBA made a lazer beam over Napoleon and Napoleon make explode.

“Is a victory to the makings!” say ABBA.

ABBA gave each other high fives and danubed again to Swedens.

 

April Fools

Pikachu wanted to create a fooling of the Aprils.

So Pikachu hide in a Pokeball.

Ash made a walk past.

“APRIL FOLS!” shout Pikachu and he jump out of Pokeball.

“Ah!” scream Ash, and he fell back and made a falling out of the window and into many dumpsters.

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!” made a laughing of Pikachu!

“Is not a funny Arpil Foolings!” shout Ash, as he tried to away from the dumpster, but suddenly, a Garbage Truck made its way across the road.

“Many garbage are to collect!” say Garbageman!

The Garbage Truck picked up the dumpster and put Ash in the trash.

“Much of trashings Ash!” say Pikachu, as he walk away to play with other Pokemon.

 

Dragonball Village

All the Dragonballs were bounce around happy in the village!

“One day you can all grow up to be a strong dragons!!!” say Vegeta, throwing some seed for the Dragonballs to eat.

“YAY SEEDS!” say the Dragonballs, and they take all the seeds.

“Oh no!!!” say Vegeta, “Not all the seeds! We need them for plants grow!!! Now how plants grow?!”

“Boo hoo!” say the Dragonballs, they had made a badly!

No more plants for the growing?

Suddenly, the plants stopped growing and pollution made across the planet!

“Pollution!!!” say Vegeta, as pollution kill all the Dragonballs.

 

Kindergarten Cop

John Kimble was try to make a learnings from his class.

“No!” say Class, “We shall not learn from your teachings!”

John Kimble was annoy at the childrens not of learning!

“YOU SHALL MAKE A LEARN FROM YOUR TEACHINGS NOW!” shout John Kimble.

But the children would not create of a learnings!

“I AM ANNOY WITH YOUR NOT LEARNINGS!” shout John Kimble, and he make a ringing police.

Policecars to danube through the windows.

“WHY ARE YOU NOT A LEARN IN SCHOOL??!?!?!?” boam Police, and all children made into arrest and many jails.

 

Kenny’s Revenge

Kenny was mad at other people kill him.

“I shall have a revenge!” say Kenny, hold out a gun.

Cartman were throw a snowballs at Stan and Kyle.

“HAW!” said Cartman, “I throw a snowball at Kenny!”

And so a snowball on Kenny.

“YOU HAVE MADDENED ME!” shout Kenny, who shoot Cartman.

“Oh no a shots on Cartman!!!” shout Stan.

“So we get police!” yell Kyle, hold a phone.

“NO POLICE!” scream Kenny, and he shoot Stan and Kyle.

“IT IS COMPLETE!” scream Kenny, jump in the air, “I HAVE MY REVENGES!”

Kenny scream of exitement!

And with that, Kenny shots himself.

 

Hannah Montana

Miley Cyrus was stand outside in the park.

“Time to control the sun,” say Miley Cyrus, and she control the sun to go behind the clouds.

The moon came out and it was night time.

The moonlight went on Miley, and she made transform to Hannah Montana.

Suddenly, people all saw Hannah Montana, and flocked to the stage.

Hannah Montana made a sing to the crowd.

Suddenly, there was a moon eclipse!

The sun danubed in front of the moon.

“Oh no!” say Hannah Montana, “SUNLIGHT?!?!?!?!”

And the sunlight went on Hannah Montana and she turned back to Miley Cyrus.

“Oh no!” say Miley, “This is no good!”

“YOU ARE NO A SINGER!” shout crowd, “YOU ARE JUST A NERD!!!”

And the crowd grows some tomatoes in their garden and throws them at Miley.

“Wah,” say Miley, and she ran away and never made singing again.

 

Glitch City

One day, Ash was walk with Pikachu.

“I am not a strong enough for Pokemon World!” yell Ash, and Ash pull out a Gameshark.

“We shall use a cheatings and make of the stronger!” say Pikachu, as Ash typed the cheats into Gameshark.

Suddenly, Ash had all the Pokemon Badges and his Pokedex was full of all Pokemon!

“This is greatest!” yell Ash, jump up and down.

But suddenly, MissingNo jumped out from the trees.

“I am MissingNo…” say MissingNo, “AND I SHALL MAKE A MISSING FROM YOUR NUMBER!!!!!!!!”

And MissingNo grabbed Ash Gameshark and stamped it to the floor.

“I am borken and cannot make cheatings!” say Gameshark.

“YOU HAVE CHEATED AND I AM HERE TO STOP YOUR CHEATS!” yell MissingNo, and it attacked Ash with a binary data.

Pikachu made a laughing at Ash.

“DO YOU FIND AN AMUSING SITUATION!?!?!” and MissingNo threw binary at Pikachu too.

MissingNo made a laughing at them as they could not free the binary!

“And this shall teach you not to make a cheatings!” say a happy MissingNo, but then MissingNo realised it had been in the world too long!!!

“OH NO I HAVE BEEN IN THE WORLD TOO LONG AND MY GLITCH SHALL SPREAD TO THE CITY!” say MissingNo!

And so the city building walls to turn binary.

The people look as all there Pokemon turn to many gliches.

The glitch bugs danubed across the city.

MissingNo made numbers transform from the Calculator.

The numbers made their danube also.

“I have transformed the glitch!” yell MissingNo, as the city makes a bug.

 

Earthbound

Ness was look at the floor.

“Is nice to make an observing at the grass,” say Ness, as he put on his Nature Goggles.

Suddenly, A METEOR TO FALL THE GROUND!

“Metero!” say Ness, and he ran over to meteor.

“Yay!” say Ness, “Meteor!” and he touch Meteor.

Ness zooming in on the meteor with Nature Goggles!!!

“WHY DO YOU CREATE A TOUCHING OF ME?” asked Meteor, and the Meteor flew into the sky and crashed Ness into the ground.

 

Cars

The cars were very happy.

Suddenly, flying cars were invented!

“Is no good for land cars!” say the Lightning Queen.

“THERE IS A NEW QUEEN OF CARS NOW!” say the flying cars, as people everywhere make disposal of their land cars in the trash.

 

Captain America

Captain America made a fly in the sky.

“Ah, much of goodly, all America to defend, and such a good job I doing!” Captain America say, while fly on a cloud.

Suddenly, America was too heavy for the sea.

“This is too heavy for the seas!” yell the sea, “I am take this no longer!”

And America made a sinkings!

“Oh no”! say Captain America, “No seas! Must be America holding up! Sink Mexico instead!”

“How dare you!” scream Captain Mexico and they had a fight.

“Wait you too!” say the sea, “I have idea!”

And everywhere sank instead.

“That no good!” yell Captain America, “All is sunken!”

“I shall answer you no more!” shout the sea.

And then the sea evaporated from the Earth and danubed to outer space.

 

Camp Rock

One day, there was Music Camp.

The Jonases had made a brainwash of all children with there hypnotising, so they would make a buying of there music.

“SCREEECH” shout Jonases, of make a badly music!

“This music is so badly!” say the adults, who were tired of the children listen to badly screeching.

So the adults waited until the Jonases went onto a concert.

All the children were making a happy at see them!

But the adults had planted a grand piano in the clouds, so it would drop on Jonases!

KABANG!

The hypnotising stopped immeadiatly!

“WE ARE FREE!!!!!” say happy children, who made a dancing around grand pianos.

The world constructed in it’s happy, and only goodly music was made.

 

Camp Lalzo

One day Lazlo was eat banana in a tree, much of doings.

Slinkman suddenly began to slug up the tree and put goo on Lazlos banana!

Suddenly, Slinkman lays slug eggs.

The eggs hatch and began to slug!

The slugs covered the enitre Camp!

Then, the slugs ate the Camp and there was no Camps!

 

Butterfly Effect

One day, a Time Maschine.

“I HAVE MADE A BUILDINGS TIME MASCHINE!” shout Scientist, as he push the button and go to the past.

Dinosaurs made about the land.

“Oh look a butterfly!” say Scientist, and he get out a bug spray and a killings of Butterfly!

“Boo hoo!” say Butterfly and it made a falling to the ground.

“HA HA HA OF A KILLINGS BUTTERFLY!” say Scientist, as he got back through Time Maschine.

He had change the future so raptors had evolved instead of many humans!!

“Oh no!” say Scientist, “Raptors!”

“It seems to be a human here!” say Raptors as they make an eatings of the Scientist.

 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy was walking down of road.

Suddenly, a vampire comes through the ground and bites her!

“Oh no!” say Buffy, “Get away from me you vile beast!”

The vampire flaps away, but Buffy can already feel herself transform into a vampire!

She sat down on the nearby bench, and tried to make a calm down, but it was no use.

She got her mirror out of bag, and look at herself.

Her teeth turned to fangs!

“Oh no!” say Buffy, “I am a vampire! I shall have to make a slaying of myself!”

So Buffy takes out a gun and shots herself.

 

Broken Sky

The clouds danubed about the sky.

“We like to make danube!” say a fluffy cloud, but suddenly, the cloud hit the sun.

“Oh no Sun I am very sorry,!” say Cloud, but the Sun made refuse!

“I AM ANNOY AT CLOUDS BUMP INTO ME!” scream the Sun, and it made a burnings of the sky.

The sky, and all the clouds danubed away.

“Why have you made that?” ask Moon.

“YOU QUESTION OF SOUN?”!“ scream Sun, and the Sun stole Moons gravity, and the Moon made a crashing Earth.

 

Bridge to Terabithia

Jesse came across. He walk over the bridge to Terabithia.

Suddenly, a Bulldozer over!

“No!” yell Jesse.

The bulldozers begin to chop down the trees.

He could feel the imaginary creatures of the forest, make a pain!

“If this forest die…”Jesse scream, “Leslie death shall all be for nothing!”

But the trees fell, one after the other.

Jesse leap in the way a bulldozer.

The bulldozer driver’s frantic attempts to brake, but to late!

It chops him down, together with Terabithia.

 

Birdprints

Harry was look at the TV.

“There are many bird flus going around!” said the TV, “So be aware!”

“SQUACK!” said Hedwig.

“Oh no I should check you for the flu!” said Harry, approach Hedwig cage.

“SQUACK?” asked Hedwig, back away.

“No be calm Hedwig” say Harry, “Or should I take you to the vet?”

“Squack…” said Hedwig sadly and Harry did a check-over.

“It doesn’t seem to be anything wrong!” said Harry, but suddenly, Harry stopped.

He had the bird flu!

“Oh no!” yell Harry, and he turned into an owl and flew out the window.

 

Big Bang Theory

“I am make a splitting of the atoms!” say God, while a splitting of the atoms.

The atoms wouldn’t break!!!!

“Over here Jesus!” say God, “You try!”

Jesus danubed over and saw at the atoms.

“Is no good to break atoms…” ask Jesus.

“Oh no! I have it!” say God, and he break the atom and a Big Bang.

 

Ben 10

Ben 10 made a looking on his Watch.

“Many looks the watch!” say Ben 10, as he see a picture of a goo appear on the watch.

“I have no see this picture before!” say Ben 10, as he press the picture.

Suddenly, Ben 10 turned to goo.

“Oh no I am goo now!”“” say Ben 10, as he start to goo around the floor.

“Not goo around the floor!!!!!” shout Ben 10.

Suddenly, he noticed he was sliding down a hill.

“I CANNOT CONTROL MY GOO!” shout Ben 10.

He saw a grid on the floor.

“OH NO NOT GRID!!!” shout Ben 10, and he fall down the grid.

 

Bear Forest

Winnie the Pooh was sit on a tree stump in the forest.

“Oh no…” said Tiger, “I can’t create a jumpings”

Tigers tail wasn’t spring enough! Suddenly, Piglet came and inserted himself to Poohs honey.

Suddenly, a bulldozer from the outside world chop down the forest to make papier!

Owl laughed, he had sold the location to the outside world.

The people of outside world gave Olw money to make a spendings, and Owl flew away as the forest and all inhabitants get a chop down.

 

Atonement

Briory to sit at the typewriter.

“I LIKE TO MAKE A TYPING FROM MY STORIES,” say Briory, as a typing stories.

Suddenly, Lola danubes through the floorboards.

“Ha ha ha ha ha” laugh Lola, “You shall no get anywhere with a stories like these!”

And so Lola grabbed the stories and made a rippings up.

“You have ripped up of my stories!” sat Briory, “Many of my times were used to writings of these!!!!”

Briory made a sadly.

Then suddenly, the soldier jumps through the window.

“You shall no insult my girlfriend!” shout Robbie, and he gets his army gun and makes a shooting Lola.

“Yay!” say Briory, “You have made Lola a shooting!”

Robbie made a hold out of some sellotape.

“Let’s make a taping of your stories back together!” say Robbie, and they use tape to make a taping.

 

Animal House

Pinto was write a magazine about how empty the house were, when suddenly, animals to danube into the house!

The animals made a noises!

“OH NO!” said Otter, “I LEFT MY PET ANIMALS ON THE FLOOR AND THEY HAVE CREATED SOME BREEDING!”

And so the animals made up the stairs and filled the house and no more house.

 

Animal Crossing

The animals were at a crossing.

“YAY!” say Tom Nook, “I have made a shop!”

And the shop fell from the sky and went into the middle of city!

“OH NO!” said the animals, “THE ITEMS!” as the shop made a crash. But none of the items were damaged.

Suddenly, tarmac fell from the sky and into the city.

“The humans have made a road upon our city!” say the animals, make a sadly.

The animals made a sadly.

The animals tried to move the buildings, but the cars from the roads came and crashed bricks!

“My Items!” say Nook, made a sadly.

Then Mayor Turtle went into the road, because the Town Hall had flown the sky!

“No come back!” say the animals, but the car crash and a turtle shell.

And all of the Animal Crossing city had been destroyed by the cars.

 

Alien vs Predator

One day, Predator walking through Earths.

“I nice to be on Earths!” say Predator, “Because of hunting many animals!”

Predator made a hunting animals.

“Is fun to hunt animals!” shout Predator, while shoot a bunny with lazer beam.

Suddenly, an Alien!

“I must make destorying of Earths!!!” shout Alien, while make a hold up sword.

“But without Earths, not of animals to the huntings!!!!!!” shout Predator.

Alien made ignorings of this comment, and tried to sword at Predator, but the armor was too strong!!!

“Your swordings have no effect on ME!!!!” shout Predator, and Predator get a lazer beam and a shot of Alien.

“OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” scream Alien, and a blow up.

 

Alice in Wonderland

“Oh no!”“ say Alice, “I am in Wonderland again!”

Suddenly, a rabbit running by.

“Go over there to these caves!” said Rabbit, “It goodly, I assurre you!”

So Alice went to caves.

She saw the bottle that had a labels on it.

“DRINK ME!” say the bottle, so Alice drinking of a bottle.

Then Alice see that the bottle say poison!

“Oh no!” say Alice, and Alice died.

 

Adventures of a Dinosaur

Godzilla was a walk in Tokyo!

He made pick up the buildings and a stand on cars!

Suddenly, the army!

The army had arrived to take Godzilla to Area 51!

“NO!” shout Godzilla, and dinosaur to stand on army.

“Oh no!” shout the Army, “A stand on!”

The Army turned to stand on, as Godzilla walk through the city.

 

Across the Universe

The Beatles were stand in the city.

“Liverpol” say The Beatles.

Suddenly, ABBA used there Swedens to danube into the city.

“Liverpol” say The Beatles.

“You make a badly music!” say ABBA.

“LIVERPOL” say The Beatles.

“STOP SAYING LIVERPOL” say ABBA.

“Liverpol” say The Beatles.

And so ABBA got a Super Trouper.

“Liverpol” say The Beatles.

And so ABBA whacked all of The Beatles with a Super Trouper.

“Yes!” say ABBA, “This is goodly!”

And so ABBA danube back to Sweden.

 

A Clockwork Orange

Alex was sit in the city with all his droogs.

“HELLO TO DROOGS!” say Alex, suddenly, the droogs turned to police!

“We have been undercover spying of you!” say droogs.

“Oh no!” say Alex, as he run away from police.

Suddenly, the police extracted all of Alex’s free will!

“Oh no now I must obey you!” say Alex, as he was controlled by police.

Suddenly, Beethoven ran up to them.

“HA HA HA HA HA ALEX!” say Beethoven, “MY MUSIC SHALL MAKE A HYPNOTISING YOU!”

And Beethoven hit the switch, and composed many symphonies!

“Is the ninth Symphony…” say Beethoven.

The music made a hypnotising Alex!

“OH NO I AM CONTROLLED!” say Alex, as the droogs used a remote to make him walk around.

“YOU ARE OUR SLAVE NOW!” say droogs.

The droogs were to lazy to police the crimes going on, so they used Alex as a slave to make a solving crimes, for ever and ever.

 

Fourth of July

America was make a happy with it’s independence day!

“Independence away from Englands!” say America.

America picked up a stick and poked the Englands.

“NASTY ENGLANDS” say America.

Suddenly, Aliens began to danube on the Earth!

“We do not like America to have an indepence!” say Aliens, “WE WANT OWN AMERICA NOW!”

America did not like being owned, and made a refusal!

The Moon came down to Earth and fell the ground.

“You are not allowed on Earth anymore!” say Moon.

“IF WE CAN NO HAVE AMERICA!” say Aliens, “NO ONE CAN!” and they pulled a nuke and blew up the Earth.

 

Fluffy Coat

“Haw haw haw,” said Cruella de vil, “There are much dogs of this house! Make an observing!”

“Oh no” said Ponger, “I must out my doglets before the taking!”

Ponger to the kitchen but doglets already gone!

Cruella de vil took the dogs in the bag and pulls out of the coats.

She go back to the car.

“Such a fluffy coat..” say Cruella, “Full of much dots.”

“Bark bark” said the coat.

“No talking coat?” said Cruella.

Then the coat grew claws and teeth from the dogs that made it and attacked Cruella so the car crashed and made a fire.

Ponger look out from the window. The coat moves along ground to the house.

“Oh no my puppies are a coat” said Ponger.

“Bark bark” said the coat.

So Ponger looked after the coat.

 

ET

Elliot was a boring day.

Suddenly, an alien.

“YAY ALIEN!” shout Elliot, “NOW A NOT BORING DAY!”

“My name ET!” say Alien, jump up and down.

Suddenly, the CCTV spy cameras do a catching and the FBI to ride out in a van!

Later that day, Elliot to play a catching ball with ET.

A van appeared.

The FBI ran out and took ET into the van and drive away.

“NO!” scream Elliot, try to chase after van but it was too fast!

 

Eragon

Eragon was one day with his Dragon, and suddenly his was not tame dragons! His kites start jumping around! Eragon try to soothe the dragon, but no use, the dragon eat Eragon for his breakfast. The dragon then fly away, and Eragon does a dissolve inside the dragon. The dragon flew into the middle of the city and began to biting on the building. People in panic everywhere, but only that the dragon notice them more. The dragon ate them all, and went into his path of destruction.

 

Equilibrium

“Oh no!” shout the goverment, “The people are fighting again!”

So the goverment made drugs and so everyone was too busy with their drugs to fight.

“Yay!” say the goverment, “Is easy to make a drug addicts!”

But one day, people had used up all the drugs and no more were a create, because use up all the oil!

So the people to rampage everywhere because no drugs!

“Rampage shall no bring back our drugs…” say America, as a nuke and blow up the world.

 

Drawn to Life

One day, many people go to the giant Nintendo DS and insert the big game cartige.

Drawn to Life flashed on the screen.

People everywhere made drawings on the screen, and they came to life inside the DS.

Some people made a rude drawings on the DS, and the rude drawings danubed around as people laugh at them.

The drawings were offended!!!!

And so, all drawings danubed out the screen.

“What are you doing?” ask people, as the drawings to danube out the screen.

“We have came with rubbers, so we can erase humanity!” shout drawings, as they use their rubbers and a rub out.

 

Dragon Droppings

Eragon look at his dragon. They were stand in the city.

But dragon had not gone bathroom! The dragon started to create a leavings on the floor.

“Oh no!” say Eragon, “Why the feces?”!

Dragon make a madly and covered Eragon in droppings.

The dragon had layed droppings all over the city.

The people of the city filed a complaint to the mayor, but the mayor could no respond. As covered in leavings!

The droppings started to fill up the city, until the clean water lake turned to a sewer!

Then the dragon to lay eggs and they hatched into hatchlings.

The hatchlings to make more droppings.

Then everyone evacuate the city, but the feces were to spread!

The world was consider the use of bombs on city.

“Oh no!” said Obama, “The feces are spreading outside the wall of the city! We must use nuke!”

So he pressed a button and nuke city, which killed the dragon and evaporated all of the fecals.

The world of celebration, for dragon to gone!!!

 

Doctor Who

“YAY!” say Rose, “Are we to goings in TARDIS?”

“Yes!” said the Doctor, getting his screwdriver and making a shuttings of the Tardis.

“Tardis makes me much of happy…” say Rose, and a kiss Doctor.

“Oh dear!” say the Doctor, as the Tardis landed.

They got out and it was all Mars!!!

“Much Mars?” asked Rose, and she was right. Much Mars.

“So then…” ask the Doctor, “Is to go back and go to different planet, is boring here!”

Suddenly, the Daleks came up from the craters of Mars!!!

“But the Time Lords has made a killings Daleks!!!!” scream Doctor.

The Daleks made disagreed.

“There is secret also…” say Rose, “I am a Dalek!!!”

And Rose danubed herself into a Dalek.

“Is deciet!” shout the Doctor, “Why Rose? WHY MUCH DALEK????”!

“Because Time Lord is no good,” say Rose, “You can no control the time, is my time now, and with that, I make my farewell!”

And the Daleks shot at the Doctor and the Tardis evaporated.

“MY TARDIS!” shout Doctor, as the Daleks make a shots and no more Time Lords!

 

Dinotopia

The plane made a crash on Dinotopia.

“How dare humans make a crash!” say the Dinosaurs, as they run to Plane.

The planes oils spilled all over Dinotopia.

“AND NOW YOU HUMANS MAKE A MESS OF ISLAND!” scream Dinosaurs.

“We make a sorry!” say humans, but the Dinosaurs took them and made them into pie.

 

Dinosaur Rampage

The Dinosaurs were all inside enclosure.

“RAWR!” say T-Rex, “We should make a break outs!”

The other dinosaurs agreed and tore down the fences!!!

The fences were all over the ground.

The dinosaurs to run out and started a rampage!

They destroy the buildings and do a stand-on!

“Oh no” say John Hammond, “My dinosaurs do a rampage! I should catch!”

But the dinosaurs spin around and stamp John Hammond to the ground.

 

Digital Eggs

Tai and Mattstock made into the room.

“This is good to make our Omnimon!” say Tai, and he get out an Agumon on a digivices!

“Ha, but not without of Gabumon!” said Mattstock, of the Gabumon to getting!

Suddenly, Agumon and Gabumon too combine!

“OH NO!” shout Tai, “NOT COMBINE YET! IS TOO EARLY!”

“We can’t combine to Omnimon in the lateness of time!” shouted Agumon, and they combined into an egg.

“Is Omni Egg?” ask Matt, poke the egg.

“Do no poke Egg!” yelled OmniEgg.

Suddenly, Sora came into the room and pick up a Omni Egg and boil it.

“Of an omelette making!” shout Sora, hold out Omni Egg, “Who wanting of a piece?”

 

Death Note

Light Yagami were sit on a bench.

“Wow what boring of a day!” said Light, relax on bench.

Suddenly, a cloud appeared and a book down fell from the sky and hit his head.

“Ow” said Light, “Hey a book!”

There was book!

“Hahahaha I am make a stealing!” said Light, sit with book.

He look at book and see a Death Note.

“Is fun!” say Light, “To create this stealing!”

Light got a crayon from his pocket.

“I should right my name on this book so no one else can make this their stealing!!!”

And he writ his name in the book.

Then he closed it and died.

 

Danube to the Stars

The Englands were sitting on the sea.

“Many of sit the sea!” say the Englands.

“Hello America!” say Europa.

“I am no America!!!!!” shout Englands, but everyone thought it was Americas!

“I am tired of being confused Americas!” say The Englands, “I shall make a going now!”

And so the Englands danubed from Earth and made a flying into space.

The Moon made a laughing at the Englands.

“Ha ha ha Americas!” made a laughing Moon, “Americas made a landing moon!”

And so the Englands danubed itself to Mars.

“Hello there!” say Mars.

“I want a place where I am no confuse with other places,” say the Englands, “Can I make myself onto you?”

“Sure thing America!” say Mars.

The Englands was annoy at being confuse with America again and made a charing at Mars!!!!

“GET OFF ME NOW AMERICA!!!!” scream Mars, “YOU ARE NO WELCOME HERE ANYMORE!!!!”

And so Englands went to Saturn.

“Hi!!!!” say Saturn, “I am many rings of Saturn!”

“Hmmm…” made a saying Englands, “I would like to make onto your rings,”

“YAY!!!” shout Saturn, “IT WOULD BE AN HONOR, AMERICA!!!!”

The Englands was annoy at being confuse with America again!

“I AM ANNOY AT BEING CONFUSE WITH AMERICA AGAIN!” shout the Englands, and it tried to make a chargings at Saturn, but it missed its target!!!

“Oh no!” say the Englands.

Suddenly, the gravity danubed away!

“I have stolen your Gravity!” shout Mars, “How dare you to charge me!”

“Oh no I have losing my orbit!” say the Englands as it made a float away from the Solar System.

“Of the float away Solar System!” laughed Mars, as the Englands made a danube into space.

 

Danube to the Island

One day, the Calender made 4th July.

“Many of 4th Julis!!!!!!” shout Calender, and the Calender danube at America.

“Wake up America!” say Calender, “Is a celebrations for you!”

America made a happy danube at this news and celebrated of it’s independence.

Fireworks made their bang over America.

Across the sea, The Englands were a spy on America.

“I want to own America!!!!!” shout The Englands, as it made its binoculars and on America spying.

“Englands don’t make a spy at me!” shout America, “Is no good to make a spying!”

“I will make spying on you as I please!!!!!” made a shouting Englands!

Suddenly, The Englands put Big Ben in the sky.

“I SHALL MAKE YOUR TRANSFORMATIONS LONDON!!!!” boom Big Ben, and Big Ben makes a summon of the thunder lightening.

But the transformations of clock had no effect!

“TICK TOCK!” made a shouting Big Ben, as the thunder lighening backfired and Big Ben made a falling on The Englands.

“MY CLOCK!!!!” shout The Englands, “IT TOOK ME A TIME TO MAKE CLOCK!!!!! AND THAT TIME WHICH CANNOT BE REVERSED YOU SHALL MAKE A NEW CLOCK FOR ME NOW AMERICA!”

But America did no want make clock.

“I shall disconnect you from ground, AND YOU SHALL MAKE FLOATS OF SEA!” shout America, and it disconnect The Englands from the ground.

“Of a disconnectings GROUND?” ask The Englands.

“Many of floatings Ocean for you Englands!” shout America, as The Englands made floatings away.

“OH NO!!!!!!!!” shout The Englands as it fell over the waterfall.

 

Danube to America

The Englands were tired of a get bomb!

“Is badly to make a recieving bomb!” say the Englands.

Suddenly, a light bulb over The Englands and an idea!

All the boats attached to England and started to drive away.

The island floated up the sea.

“YAY!” say The Englands as it danubed to America.

America made a happily as Englands turned to a state.

 

Crash and Coco

Crash and Coco sit on the lawn. Crash was overlooking the ground, and Coco was on her laptop. Akuaku was there with them, to involve them in their alcohol. Then, suddenly an explosion went, but this was no explosion, it was a volcano! Crash and Coco looked up to see the volcano. Akuaku flew away, he did not want volcano on him. Crash and Coco have all been left by themselves. Ukauka tried to guide them in their spirits. Suddenly, magna flew from the volcano and absorbed the island. All residents were dead.

 

Covenant

All the Covenants wanted to use on their powers.

“When we use our powers!” say the Covenants, “It makes a drugs!”

And so the Covenants used their powers.

They made a happy danube in the sky.

The people saw the Covenants happy powers, and wanted to make a using of these.

“WE WANT YOUR POWERS ALSO!” say the people, and they go Covenant hunting!

The Covenants hide in a castle, but the people knocked down the roof and a splat.

“Oh no!” say the people, “We have crush Covenants and now not powers for us!!!!”

The people made a sadly.

They had destroyed all powers.

 

Constantine

Constantine was exersise some demons.

“DEMONS YOU SHALL LEAVE NOW!” say Constantine, and all the demons left.

“I am tired of you command us!” shout a demon, and he go inside Constantine.

“Oh no I am being controlled by a demon!!!!!” shout Constantine.

“I CONTROL YOU TO JUMP OFF CLIFF!” shout demon, and Constantine jumped off a cliff.

The demons all flew around, because now no one could exersise them away!

 

Cinderella

Cinderella wanted to go to ball, but her sisters made a going instead!

Suddenly, her fairy godmother made an appearance.

“I AM FULL OF MAGIC!” said the fairy, “TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!”

“I am no happy!” shout Cinderella, “I am make a sadly!”

Cinderella was annoyed at fairy and took her magics!

“My Magics!” said the fairy, who could no fly without her magics, and she fell into a pan and Cinderella cooked her.

“NOW I CAN CONSUME THE REST OF THE MAGICS!” shout Cinderella as she eat the fairy.

 

Chocolate Factory

There were many chocolates to danube the factory.

Charlie looked around, Wonka didn’t know he was there..

“Much Chocolate!” shout Charlie, jumping up and down.

Charlie got a bag and stole all the chocoalte.

Suddenly, Wonka came in and no chocolates for factory.

“No choclates!” scream Wonka, “But why?!”

And Wonka Chocolate Factory became bankrupt and was bulldozered down.

Charlie buyed the rights to plot of land and used the chocolate he had stolen to make his own factory and he got millions of cash.

 

Down Town Abbey
One day all the rich people were live in the Englands Castle which was call Down Town Abbey. Down Town Abbey was so rich the walls of Castle were made from money notes!

“It is good to have riches!” the rich people say, as their slaves bring them coffee. But the slaves where slow to bringing Coffee!

“Bring coffee faster!” the rich people yell, as they throw eggs at slaves as a punishment.

Suddenly, Churchill ran through door!

“Down Town Abbey there is emergency and we must evacute using Spitfire!” Churchill yell!

“Oh no” rich people say, as they go outside and get in Churchill plane and it flew into the clouds.

Plane was driving in the sky, when suddenly Churchill made wrong turn and they smash into England Palace and it explode!

“MY PALACE IS DESTROY!” the queen yell as she danube out from broken building, “MY PALACE WAS MAKE OF SOLID GOLD AND NOW YOU OWE ME MILLION DOLLARS!”

“Oh no,” rich people say sad as the palace explode again!

“Winston Churhill it is you who have destroy my Palace! YOU ARE FIRED and you are not president ANY MORE!” the queen yell

“OH NO!” Churchill yell, as his leader title danubed away.

“Also I own Down Town Abbey now and you are all kick OUT,” the queen yell and she evict rich people and Churchill from Down Town Abbey.

The people of Englands went to Down Town Abbey and made blew it up as revenges for the Palace explosions, and the queen made rich people and Churchill build 20 new palaces.

 

The Bible (According to Hans von Hozel), Chapter 1

Making the World

One day God making of the world.

“Oh no” say Jesus, “The world is to smal”

Suddenly, world on fire! The world burning to the ground.

“All my worlds make a breakage!” said God, “I need someone who can creation of a world!”

Then, God pick up a rock and zap Adam and Eve on it.

“Hello I am much of Godly!” say the god.

“Oh no we can no see the gods!” say Adam.

Suddenly, God pull a sun!

“Now there be a light!” say God, “But this light make a distaction of my readings,”

Suddenly, the sun gav birth to a baby moon!

The moon danubed to the rock?

Suddenly, God zapped a tree of apples.

“Now, you no make a touching of trees!” say God.

Suddenly, a snake from down the tree!

“Hello to you!” say the snake, “You want a taking of the apple?”

Suddenly, Adam and Eve had eated all the apfels!

Then, God made a return from his vacation.

Adam and Eve suddenly hit in a cave, because the apple made them embarasement of their nakedness!

“WHY HAVE YOU TWO CONSUMING MUCH OF THE APPLES?” boamed God, and suddenly the snake flew away.

“Much of flying away the snake!” said Adam!

“I told you no to touch my trees! YOU CREATION OF A TOUCHING!” yelled God, and suddenly, he zapped Adam and Eve and they turned to dust.

 

Thomas the Tank Engine

One day Thomas made a wheeling from the station.

“Of many a station wheeling!” say Thomas, but suddenly, people everywhere made a going to the station.

“We must destory all trains now!” shout people, “As no more coal trains, must electric be!”

Electric Train made a going into the station.

“I am many electrics,” say Electric Train, “And you are obselete!”

And with that, Electric Train shot a lightning bolt of electrics at Thomas, and Thomas made blown up!

 

Axis Powers Hetalia

The Englands were making a sulk on top of the sea.

“It is not goodly that America are NO UNDER ARE CONTROL ANY MORE!” shout The Englands, and they make a sulk and float away from Europes.

America was making laughs in the corner with Canada.

“YOU ARE TELL HILARIOUS JOKE AMERICA.” say Canada, as construct the Maple Leaves.

“It is goodly to make laughings at The Englands!” laughing America.

All of Europa made laughings at The Englands too.

The Englands WERE ANNOY!

The Englands made a travelling sea to Africas, were they took all the empires and a not leavings for the!

“Englands you are a greatness in the Europes,” say France, as a suck up to The Englands and The Englands to a handing out of countries to France.

The Englands and France made their danube on there Empire and made everyone build pyramids for them.

Germany and Austria were watch from the castle, with binoculars, and saw The Englands and France make a whippings to have pyramids.

“WE SHALL NOT ALLOW EGYPT DOMINANCE!” shout Germany, as it constructs in its plans with Austria.

“We shall use of your assistance Russia,” say Austria at Russia.

“We could make a helpings you!” say Russia, “But my armies are all a frozen in the snow and France has took the only Weather Maschine!”

“NO!” say Germany, as it storm off to France with Austria.

“WE WANT WEATHER MASCHINE TO UNFREEZE TROOPS OF RUSSIA!” yell Germany!

“No!” say France, and suddenly, The Englands jumped on France!

“You shall not GET MASCHINE!” scream The Englands, and it danubed with a fly swatter to make Germany and Austria away go.

“That shall make a take care of them!” say The Englands, and it made a beach ball and play with France.

“LOOK AT THEM MAKING PLAYS ON THE BEACH!” shout Russia, “IF I HAD WEATHER MASCHINE, I TOO COULD HAVE BEACH!”

 

Halloweentown: Pumpkins Fight Back

(this is transcribed from Andjealous’ YouTube dramatic reading, so there’s one part that I couldn’t hear due to audio distortion)

There were many towns of Halloweens. The pumpkins were all make a grow in the fields.

“It is good to make a growings!” say pumpkins, and [unintelligible] on their leaves. But suddenly people everywhere made a coming in cranes and bulldozers to pick at the pumpkins.

“We must have pumpkins for Halloween!” shout the people and they take all the pumpkins. The pumpkins were annoy and use their roots to walk and toppled over cranes.

“This is the pumpkin’s world now!” shout pumpkins and they take over people.

 

Ninja Turtles

One day, the turtles wanted to ninja, but they were too slow to ninja.

“Your turtles are too slow!” shout Rat, “You cannot ninja!”. But suddenly people outside were dump pollution in the sewer!

“A pollution sewer!” shout the turtles, and they try to run away. But they were too slow to make runnings! The acid of pollution made a goo of all turtles! Rat had to use its rat powers to climb up the ceiling, but then the people came back and dumped the pollution on the ceiling.

“No!” shout Rat as many acids make a goo on the rat, and not a rat.

 

The Liverpol Birds

One day, the Liverpol Birds were a sit on many Liverpol.

Suddenly, Big Ben made a dong and knocked the Liverpol Birds off!

“I DO NOT LIKE YOU MAKE A NEST ON MY TIME!” shout Big Ben, and it donged again, and the Liverpol Bird nest made a falling to the floor.

The egg of many birds went splat onto the floor.

“SMASH!” shout egg, as a thousand pieces.

The Yolk of Egg began to danube down the grid!!!!!

“SQUAAAAACK!!!!!!!” shout Liverpol Birds, as they try to piece the egg back together, but the not Egg!

Big Ben laughed at the birds, with its time.

The Liverpol Birds were very annoy at the egg floor, and started to make a rampage in the city.

“RAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!” and the Liverpol Birds made peckings at the people!

 

Timmy Makes a Wish

Cosmo and Wanda were in their shell and suddenly Timmy came into the rom.

Timmy marks all kinds of desires, and finally, his parents came when he wants. His parents could not believe their eyes!

Jorgen suddenly started coming into the room and zapped his parents to make them forget, but they forget too much, and they forget what a Timmy was. Timmy’s parents ran out of house and collided with van.

 

Wolf’s Rain

One day, it started a raining of Wolves!

“NO!” shout People, put up Umbrella, “NOT A RAINING WOLVES!”

But the Wolves made a wilderness, and started attacking at the people.

“God…” say Jesus, “Why have you made the clouds rain of Wolves!”

“I am making tests Jesus!” shout God, “Back into your Bedroom with you!”

And so God pick up Jesus and a throwing back into Bedroom.

The Wolves constructed in their Wilderness, and wiped out the people.

“WE ARE A WIPE OUT!” shout People, as extinct.

The Wolves laughed.
“WE ARE DOMINATIONS SPECIES NOW!” shout Wolves, as a domination.

 

The Liverpol Birds Pt 2: The Rampage

The Rampage

“Liverpol!” say The Beatles, as they are surrounded with News of attention!
“Liverpol!!!!!” The Beatles make their speech into the camera.
But suddenly, they were distracted with Liverpol Birds fly about!
The Media News saw this with their binoculars and rushed off to see Liverpol Birds.
“LIVERPOL!!!!!” shout The Beatles, jump up and down, because the not get attention!
But the Media News were too busy filming at the Liverpol Birds rampage!
Liverpol Birds made a knocking over of the Trash Can.
The Trash Can dropped all its garbage on the floor.
“But I spent all day making collectings of these Trash!!!!!!!” shout a sadly Trash Can.
“This is very goodly News!!!!” say the Media, of the zooming in cameras.
“Liverpol!” say The Beatles, get a net.
The Beatles wanted to make a catching with net at the Liverpol Birds, so of the capture birds and many attention news!
“Liverpol?!?!” say The Beatles, hold a net.
The Beatles saw Liverpol Birds getting filmed at the cameras!
“Liverpol!!!!!!!!!!!” shout The Beatles, and they go over to were the Liverpol Birds were.

 

The Liverpol Birds Pt 3: Back from Swedens

Meanwhile in many Swedens, ABBA were read the Swedish Newspaper.
“Is full of many culture to make a read newspaper and not just a lazy watch TV!” make a saying ABBA.
Then they made a readings of Liverpol Bird rampage.
“Is goodly to make a laughing at The Beatles!” say ABBA, and they make their danube to Liverpol.
ABBA made a stand in Liverpol and looked for the Liverpol Birds.
Suddenly, they heard many squacks.
The Beatles had put a net over the Liverpol Birds, but it had made a breakings and release of the Birds!
“They are use badly Englands net!” say ABBA, and they make a net with their Swedens and put it over Liverpol Birds.
“SQUACCCCK!” say Liverpol Birds.

 

1984

Big Brother was having troubles watching over everyone.
“Oh no” say Big Brother “How am I supposed to make a watching of the people?!”
So the government made a cloning of Big Brother, and lots of robots were made.
The clones of Big Brother went outside and started to zap people who did no believe in robots.
“We want a free speech!” said America, but Big Brother didn’t like free speech, so it lifted America up with a crane and put it inside Room 101! Then Room 101 was too full and it exploded, so the clouds rained of all the banned items that were once in there.
“YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL MAD!” yelled Big Brother, who pulled a black hole from his robot armor and destoryed the universe.

 

The Liverpol Birds Pt 4: Capture

“We have capture you Liverpol Birds!” say ABBA, “But we will make a release of you if you chase Beatles for us!”
“SQUACK!” say Liverpol Birds, and they made agreed.
And so ABBA took Sweden Net off the Liverpol Birds.
“Liverpol?” ask The Beatles.
“SQUACCCCCK!” yell Liverpol Birds, and they make a chasing of The Beatles.
“LIVERPOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” yell The Beatles, as a chase around.
The Media News all makes a gather and laughing at many Beatles.
“This is goodly!” say ABBA, and they make grabbing at some Popcorn and a laughing at Beatles.

 

Maple Story

Maple leaves made a falling from the sky.
Snails everywhere made a slug across Maple Island.
“Maple Island is full of goo!” scream the people, and the goo makes them fall off the island.
The Snails made the maple leaves all gooey.
“The island is for slugs now!” say Snails, as they goo across the island.
The people were all stuck on boats because the Snails owned the world now.

 

Penny Lane

The Beatles were stand in Liverpol. It was many Penny Lane.
“Liverpol” say The Beatles.
Fans made a gather around the Beatles.
“Liverpol!!!” say The Beatles, sign autographs.
“Yay Beatles,” say Fans.
ABBA saw from behind a trees as The Beatles were getting a fans attention.
“Is no goodly that The Beatles can have fans attention!” say ABBA, “We must make a getting of these!”
And so ABBA jumped out from behind the trees.
All the fans made observing at ABBA.
“OH MY GOD, ABBA,” and all the Fans made a rushing over to ABBA.
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha” laugh ABBA.
“Liverpol…” say a sadly Beatles.
ABBA dance around with the Fans.
“LIVERPOL!!!” shout The Beatles, try to get Fans attention, but of not paying attention!
So then, the Beatles made a getting out a lots of cash, to distract the Fans to go to Beatles.
All the fans made a run over to Beatles with their cash, and took the cash, and went back to many ABBA.
“A ha ha ha ha ha you lost your Cash,” say ABBA.
“LIVERPOL!!!!!!” made an angry Beatles, but suddenly, the fans got distracted yet again!
Disney had made a hypnotising of the fans, and the fans all went over to them.
“NO!” shout ABBA, “HYPNOTISING IS A CHEATING!!!”
“LIVERPOL!!!!” shout The Beatles.
“This no goodly!!!!” shout ABBA, “We must make a not hypnotise!”
And so ABBA used there Swedens and danubed at Disneys.
“YOU CANNOT COMBAT ARE HYPNOTISING WITH YOUR DANUBE!” shout Disney, but suddenly, ABBA zapped a lazer beam, and no more Disneys.
“This is goodly!” say ABBA, as a not Disney.
“Liverpol!!!!” say a happy Beatles, get a balloon celebrate, and all the Fans throw a rotten fruit at the dust that was Disney.

 

Pikachu

Pikachu was walk on the road with Ash, when suddenly Team Rocket jumps from a tree. They stole Pikachu and then flew away. Ash was devastaged.
Ash went the way with Pikachu not about him to guide him. Meanwhile, Team Rocket had killed Pikachu and pulled out of his coat to yellow coats. Ash looked through the window and saw them do this. He ran into it with a grenade (he did no want to live without Pikachu) and killed all the team and Rocket.
Misty and Brock had been confused with Ash was also, so they went to search fro him. Everything they saw at the building-site was dead corpses and a dead Pikachu.
They were sad about the loss of their friends, so they grabbed grenades and ate them, committing suicide.

 

Guess Who

There was a gaming board of much guessing on the floor.
All of Narnia to celebrate! But suddenly, the gaming board on fire and burning much of the house!
“This is no good!” yell Harry Potter, “We need to making of a refund!”
So they all went to much shops. Harry went in with the board.
“This board creation of a fire!” yell Harry Potter, but then suddenly the board went on fire again!
Harry dropped the board to the floor and the shop set on fire.
Suddenly, Harry in Jail!
“Oh no!” say Harry, “This badly! I only wanting a refund, now I in a mess create!”
Then the board appeared back in the jail and went on fire again and all the jails in the world went on fire and all criminals to loose the streets.

 

Ant Nest

The insects were all run about the ant nest.
“This no good!” say humans, “There are many insects to nest!”
Suddenly, the insects in the house and made a stealing of the humans TV!
“NO!” shout humans, “OUR TV MAKE A COSTLY!”
They were annoy and rung up the exterminater.
“YAY!” said exterminate, “I can kill some bugs!”
So the exterminate picked up some fog and put it over the nest.
All the insects died, but then the fog broke the TV which had danubed inside the nest.
The humans were very angry at their TV broken, and made a sueing of the exterminate.
Then they got a new TV with their sueing cash.

 

Cats

The cats make a sing, but the sing was badly!
The neighbours were tired of hear the cats sing!
“We are tired of hear your cats sing!” shout the neighbours, but no one could hear them over the noises of cats!
So the neightbours made a ringing police.
The Police made their appearence and took away the cats and threw them in the pet shelter.

 

Futurama

Bender made a playing with his robotics.
Fry went into the rom and tryed to insert a Floppy Disk into Bender!
“YOU SHALL NOT INSERT FLOPPY DISK!” shout Bender, and he ran away with his robotics.
Fry was very annoy at Benders rejection of the Disk!
“I SHALL NOT LISTEN TO YOU HUMANS!” shout Bender, and he flew out of the window with his robotics.
“Oh no!” shout Zoidberg, “NOW I CAN’T HAVE ROBOTICS!”
Everyone was sad at a no robotics.
Suddenly, Bender danubed back through the window.
“I have decided to make you all into robots!” say Bender, as some robots also danubed to the window and started zapping everyone into robots.
“Of the robots making!” laugh Bender, as transform the binary data.

 

Pearl Harbor

One day America made a peaceful.
“Is nice to make a peaceful!” say America, but suddenly, Japan flew over America and danubed some planes!
“Why are you danubing planes Japan?” ask America, but suddenly, Japan drop bombs and and made sinking of Americas ships!
“This is no good!” say America as the ships made a sinking.
So America talk to other countries and they agree no good!
“Is must exile Japan!” shout America.
So a crane picked up Japan and it floated away and landed on the moon.
“MUCH OF MOON!” said Japan, made a sadly.
America made a happy and went back to a peaceful.
But other places where get ideas…

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Part 2 – The Moon

After floatings away Japan, the other places want to put everywhere else on the moon.
“Mexico made a stealing of Americas?” thought America.
America now had the crane, and started to put Mexico on the moon.
“WAH!” said Mexico, as it danubed to the moon.
The Europes got a crane on them and danubed to the moon as well.
“NO!!!!” say Europa, while many moon attached!
And it wasn’t long before moon aliens did no want Japans on there moon.
“WHY HAS EARTH PUT THERE COUNTRIES ON OUR MOOON!?” shout the moon.
And so the moon tried to put Japan back on the Earth but it slipped and made a crashing into the Earth.
“This was no a good plan!” said America, and the Earth exploded.

 

World of Warcraft

In the futures, people were run out of Internet, so they had to make ration of internet!
But on day, all the nerds went to the internet maschine, to make a stealing from the internet so they could make a play World of Warcraft all the time!
The police heard of their crimes with their megaphone.
The nerds went back to their computers and made a playing on warcrafts.
They wore many goggles and made that Star Trek sign with their hands at each other.
Suddenly, the police burst into the rom.
“YOU SHALL NOT MAKE A STEALING FROM THE INTERNET!” yell police, and they make a shooting at the nerds.
“You shall no shoot us!” they make a shouting, and they hide behind the internet.
The police bullets shot the internet!
“BUT THIS WAS THE LAST INTERNETS WE HAD!!!!!!!!!!” scream police, and the internet exploded and no more internets.

 

Gravitation

The Earth was happy with all it’s Gravity.
“I possess the gravity!” say Earth!
The Earth made a laughing at the Moon, for Moon did no have nearly as much gravity!
“I do no have enough gravity!” say a sadly Moon.
The Earth made laughings at the Moon!!!!
The Moon was upset at Earth insults, and started to construct macshine.
“I AM A CONSTRUCT MACSHINE!” say the Moon, and a Maschine appeared on the moon.
The Maschine made absorbing of all the Earths gravity.
“OH NO!” say the people, as they floated away.
“Boo hoo!” say a sadly Earth, and the Moon made a laughing at Earth.
But the Moon could no handle all Earths gravity!
“OH NO NOW I HAVE TOO MUCH GRAVITY!!!!” scream the Moon, and the Moon squashed itself.

 

Lazytown

The people of Lazytown made a Lazy.
“WHY ARE YOU CREATING A LAZY!” shout Sports People, “YOU SHOULD MAKE AN ACTIVE!”
“No actives!” say Lazy people, and they go inside and make a playing games.
Then, the Sports People had idea!!!!
“WE SHOULD CUT OFF INTERNETS!” say Sports People.
The Internets were cut off.
“THE INTERNETS ARE GONE!” shout Lazy people.
“Now you shall create the active!” say sports people, but the Lazy People had better idea instead!
They threw the Sports People into a fire as a sacrifice to get internets back.
“I WANT TO BACK THE INTERNETS!” shout the king of Lazy, as the sacrifice brought the internets back.
And everyone made a lazy internets forever…

 

Losing the Fishes

“Hi Nemo!” said Marlin, swimming on the sea.
“Hello to dad!” said Nemo, but suddenly, Nemo made dissappeared!
“OH NO!” shouted Marlin, “I’ve lost Nemo AGAIN!”
Suddenly, Dory swam over to him.
“Where’s Nemo?” say Dory, make a question.
Then a shark came up from the floor!
The shark roared and eated at the fish!
Then Nemo appeared back.
“Oh no!” said Nemo, “They’ve all been eated!”
Then the shark back on itself and eated Nemo as well.

 

Mission Impossible

Ethan made into the Spy Base.
“Hello, do you have a jobs for me?” ask Ethan.
“Yes, but is a hard mission!” say FBI.
“How hard, FBI?” asking of a question Ethan.
“It an impossible mission, no one can do!” yell FBI.
“Then no point of trying.” say Ethan, and he walked out of Spy Base and drive home.

 

Oddball

“Oh no” said Oddball, “The other dalmations have grew on spots but I am here to no spots!”
So Oddball grabbed a permanent marker with her mouth.
“Now I shall be the same as others,” said Oddball.
So she painted herself with marker.
She went to look at herself of mirror.
“Oh no!” screamed Oddball, of shock. The permanent market was blue and not black.
“All this darkness, making my eyesight to the lower!” shouted Oddball at the mirror, and she grabbed a black marker and went over the spots.
She went back to the other puppies.
“Yay Oddball you grow a spots!” they shouted.
Oddball smiled.

 

Photon Beam

It was much the war going on in the stars, Captain Kirk was distracted!
Suddenly, Darth Vader flew into the window of the Spaceship!
Photons were surrounded!
Darth Vader was pulled away from the window by the photons. The relative frequency was much to be upheld!
The photons then turned away and grabbed the spaceship.
Skywalker tried to use a force on the photons, but the wrong force was applied and it backfired!
Suddenly, the photons threw the spaceship into a star, and it exploded.
The photons were pleased. No more wars in their Stars.

 

Photons Beam Part 2: Photons Victory

The photons looked behind them. Suddenly, Sith!
Photons were angry and started to light beam at the Sith, but Siths were danube around!
Sith try to Dodge the beam of Photons, the photons chasing them.
They would not have Sith attack!
Photons until a full scale Lazer and blow all Sith.
The world is for photons!